We have solved the problem of the mysterious bump on my cat. According to the vet, it is almost certainly a wart. Since she is an all black cat with a wart I have now concluded that she is a witch. The next step is to see if she floats. I will consider attempting this experiment after acquiring appropriate protective gear which I assume will have to be custom made from Kevlar or something similarly impervious to her weapons.
♫There’s a wart,
on the cat,
on the lap,
of psychobunny,♫
♫ there’s a wart
on the cat
on the lap
of psychobunny!♫
♫ There’s a wart,
♫ there’s a wart,
♫there’sawartonthecatonthelapofpsychobunny!♫
Did she turn you into a newt?
I got better.
You could build a bridge out of her.
She’s not a witch, she’s a familiar. That would make you the witch.
See the movie Bell, Book and Candle for further details.
Hell, I have a black cat…when do I start to look like Kim Novak?
Pyewachet
Or she could watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Well you know, all cats are witches. Just try the floating thing and you’ll find out.
Does she weigh the same as a duck?
Lots of cats are. That’s why it is so important to treat all cats well.
I went to sleep* in a room with 4 kittens. When I woke up one of my flip flops had disappeared. It wasn’t under the bed or anywhere else I could find. So I am certain they are witches in training.
*sleeping in a room full of kittens is problematic.
wait… which cat?
How can you sleep in a room full of kittens? It’s full of cuteness and pounces and playfulness.