From the Kalamazoo, MI Gazette, we have This Article in which it is explained that “The ACLU are terrorists like the Taliban, both would love to rid the world of Christians.”
I’m just not capable of the kind of ranting this sucker deserves, anyone want a crack at it?
I also just discovered This Article - in which we have evidence of actual terrorist activities by the so-called Army Of God - I expect to see a full report by the time I get home tonight, folks!!!
Grades will be based on vitriol and creative cussing, extra points for new uses of our favorite term “felch”.
The problem is I need some basis of logic, or even faulty logic, to attack. The author of that article doesn’t offer any. The ACLU = Terrorists? Milk = Fruit? Bowling Balls = Monkies felching poulty? There simply isn’t a basis for comparison whether you agree with the ACLU or not.
And how many natives have we forced to believe or DIE in his name! And how many Jews were killed by “good” christians because Jews are Christ-Killers? (Oh, I forgot. The Pope absolved them of that, didn’t he.)
It’s amazing how the author just can’t seem to remember this side of religion.
<raving fundie>Of COURSE the ACLU is just like that there Taliban! Because of the ACLU we can’t force the country to return women to the kitchen where they belong, we can’t force everybody by law to follow OUR beliefs, we can’t commit violence sanctioned by GOD on those who oppose us… uh… nevermind.</raving fundie>
Ya got me, Blackclaw. I can’t figure it out either.
A B C D E F G H
I got a gripe with the ACLU
Don’t want to boast but those fuckers are toast in the ACLU -U -U -U -U -U
Years have gone by, my, my how they grew!
They called us crooks when we were burning books, the fucking
ACLU -U -U -U -U -U
I’m gonna send 'em away, drop ‘em on a plane, full o’ ragheads and gays
Am I dreamin’? I can hear 'em screamin’
“Heil, Mr. Hitler!”
Everything’s OK, -K -K! K -K -K! OK! -K -K
Oh, what the hell? Here’s what I’m gonna do
I’ll make them hate separation of church and state–ya know they’re mostly Jews?
I’m goin’ to Washington to put a big ol’ hurtin’ on the ACLU
We’re goin’ to Washington to put a big ol’ hurtin’ on the ACLU
Thanx I just found out what’s wrong with my game. I was bringing the poultry but I was leaving the monkeys at home. I always used the monkeys to felch the fish while I golfed. Guess I’ll be bringing the monkeys tonight to league!
Sorry, folks, I had to work all day, or else I would have ranted all morning about these articles. I’m glad this is still on page1, I don’t have to feel like I’m reviving a dying thread.
OK, it’s 7:45pm Pacific Time, and I swear I have a rant for this subject. Though I doubt I’ll provide anything more informative than this:
I’ll check in after Enterprise.
Sofa King,
Damn, I don’t even know the song and I loveyour version!!!
In fact, this tragedy caused me to donate a nice sum of money to the ACLU. I don’t even agree with all of their policies but I do love their purpose in this country.
Good thing that all the major issues regarding free speech and freedom of religion are resolved. Because the ACLU has time to harass a school over its “God Bless America” sign.
They aren’t terrorists, but they’re more than a little wiggy in their priorities.
I tried the monkies last night and it sure didn’t help my score out. Don’t worry about the bail money, they only asked me not to bring the shit throwing kind back!
Don’t worry about the bail money, they only asked me not to bring the shit throwing kind back!