Apparently, Their Not Advertising Enough

The BBQ Pit
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Blucher!

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Anyone else reminded of the scene with the guards in Holy Grail?

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I’m glad you did this, so I didn’t have to.

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He was my BoyFriend!

And, oh, yes, Sweet Mystery of Life, at Last I’ve Found Thee…

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[horses neighing in background]

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Wow, how passive aggressive can you get? Sounds like a prime candidate for a bitch slapping.

I think Dante had it right when he suggested the sullen should be immersed over their heads in a foul swamp for all eternity…

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Are they owned by the same company that does the late-night ad for 1-900-EAT-PUSSY?

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He’s probably staring at the phone, trying to figure out where the “twenty” button is.

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Call 10-10-911 and save up to 20% on life threatening emergencies!

Honest, I tried to find The Onion link that originally had that, but I couldn’t.

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Ugh this brings back horrible memories of those “Whatchamacallit” commercials.

Country bumbkin#1: Hey what ya eatin?
Country bumbkin#2: a Whatchamacallit
Country bumbkin#1: a what?
Country bumbkin#2: a Whatchamacallit
Country bumbkin#1: no what is the name?
Country bumbkin#2: a Whatchamacallit
Country bumbkin#1: What you can’t remember the name?

GAHHHH

THE NAME OF THE FUCKING CANDY BAR IS CALLED A WHATCHAMACALLIT. NOT I’M FORGETTING THE NAME SO LET ME FILL IN THE NAME WITH SOME BULLSHIT, THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE BAR IS WHAT-CHA-MA-CALL-IT.

Just like the name of the guy on first is Hoo, Johnny Hoo, he’s asian got it?

I hate this shit.

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Well, I would personally only use 10-10-987 because John Stamos is really, <I>really</I> hot. There’s this one where he’s walking…sigh

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Tell him to dial 1-800- No- U- Can’t- Use- My- Phone- U- Incompetant-Fucktard. Then unclip the base & phone apparatus from the cord, take it into your room & lock the door.

Tell him to go to the 7-11 and have Abu explain Phone Cards.

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That’s Apu. :smiley:

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Apparently, they’re not teaching anymore. This wouldn’t be your college roommate, would it?

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No, Apu works at the Quik-E-Mart.

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Yup, John Hoo on first, Jim Watt on second, and Skipper Aaduno (Kenyan star hitter) on third.

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You know, I caught that right after I hit submit. I was going to post a mea culpa about it, then I decided to wait and see how long before somebody mentioned it.

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“Sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you!”

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Dammit! I should have read the WHOLE thread. :smack:

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I wouldn’t want to dissapoint.

To be even more pedantic, it’s actually 101-0220, but the phone companies decided that “10 10” makes for better ads. I just spent half an hour hunting for the webpage of the company that runs the numbering system, and I got nothing. All I remember is that it’s an aerospace company, probably Lockheed.

To continue the “annoying conversation” theme, today I had this one;

Me: Mark, where are the scissors?
Mark: I don’t know.
me, a moment later: Were the scissors marked?
Him: I just said, I don’t know.
Me: No, not “Where are the scissors, Mark”, “Were the scissors marked?”
Him: And what’s the difference?

And so on…