Apprentice 3/3/05

Tonight the gang dresses up likes clown and scares the hell out of small children (opposed, I guess, to acting like clowns and scaring the hell out of adults, which is the usual promo).

Plus there’s a total meltdown – and it ain’t by Chris.

Should be a good ep – see you back here at 9:00!

TV Guide:

I’m looking forward to Audrey’s pain!

Wanna know what will happen tonight? Eh, me too. I don’t have any inside info but I do have a fairly educated guess based on common sense.

Based on previews, it’s clear that putt-putt is involved. Each team apparently chooses a theme. College does something safari while high school picks clowns. Since clowns are the third most evil entity on Earth, there is no chance that theme wins. Hence, high school will lose.

The high school team has some obvious weak link problems to clear up based on past tasks. Obviously, the two main ones are Audrey and Chris. Both have no chance of winning and are essentially ballast at this point. Going back to the clown theme, the odds are pretty good that even though Audrey has greater hidden, boiling rage than your average postal worker, she still has some positives. At this point, all we have seen of Chris is an ability to yell, often inappropriately. Combine that with the clown costume and he is the one going.

I’d bet twickster’s left arm on it.

Good thing I’m right-handed. :wink:

I want to know who has a problem and what Carolyn sees this week.

Do you think she’ll do another intervention?

Are the other two the Chicago Bears and consultants?

I thought it was the Dallas Cowboys and lawyers?

There was a lingering shot of Bren smoking last week. I wondered if that would be mentioned again, seeing as it’s probably the type of thing Trump has no respect for.

“Girls hated me because I was beautiful.”

“I wanted to scar my face!”

Huh?

Angie looks gorgeous when she smokes.

“I don’t appreciate the personalness being involved in here.”

Ah, Audrey. This will be a beautiful swan song.

Loving Carolyn with the roll eyes.

Audrey: “Too much personalness”

:smiley:

I would design a miniature golf course as closely as possible on M.C. Escher. OR a miniature of NYC, except the obligatory windmill should be the Moulin Rouge (with a can-can that plays if scored). OR a miniature of the world (pagodas, London bridge, etc.). And of course crawling with poisonous snakes.

Audrey is clueless. She’ll make Chris look good in another 40 minutes or so.

I love it when Carolyn rolls her eyes.

Wow – if Audrey weren’t in enough trouble with her own idiocy, Magna just totally shut her out on promotion.

Hee!

I would totally golf at your course.

Chris looked pretty good during Audrey’s meltdown. He was calm, he listened, he didn’t engage. John looked like an ass by comparison… Oh wait, Chris is flipping out.

John smells blood, doesn’t he?