Approaching perfection...or maybe the end of time?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was just now taking a shower, and noticed that, for the first time in recorded history, my shampoo, conditioner AND bodywash are poised to run out at the same time! Of course, I then thought of you all, and the Large Hadron Collider thingy, and wondered whether I am fast approaching a state of perfection, in which all my dreams and desires will come to pass…or whether I will create a black hole and suck the universe down the drain with the last bubbles of cucumber melony-ness.

Have any of you achieved this goal, and lived to tell the tale? What can I do to prepare for perfection to take over my life, or to stave off obliteration of the known universe?

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This is nothing. When you make the hot dogs and the buns match, *then *we’ll talk.

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I was just considering my shampoo/conditioner/body wash situation this morning. Here’s the thing. I switch off on hair products all the time and have yet to find the perfect one. So I’ll abandon a shampoo or conditioner before it’s gone, thereby causing worlds to collide.

Today’s project, should I bail on my trip to the store, will be to combine three partial conditioners into one bottle, thereby giving my large bottle of shampoo a chance to catch up. It still won’t be equal, but I think I can get another week or so of grooming zen out of the deal.

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Get back with me when the toothpaste, dental floss, mouthwash and toilet paper all run out along with the shampoo, condtioner, and bodywash.

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I’m always a little nervous when I can complete a model without having to buy more paint. :slight_smile:

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I can’t believe you are tempting the fates like that! COMBINING conditioners? Are you crazy? If the combination of three different scents doesn’t rip a hole in the fabric of space, combining qualities like Shine Management, Deep Conditioning and Frizz Fighting into one bottle surely will! Please, reconsider before you doom us all!!!

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Or perhaps when you can finish off a pile of fries using the perfect amount of ketchup, no more, no less.

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What about when you can shake exactly three ibuprofen out of the bottle the very first time? That’s generally when the madness starts.

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I once grabbed a stack of exactly 50 one dollar bills from the pile I had to count and bundle. I think I felt a tremor…

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The way I see it, it’s three imperfect products which, when combined, could be The Next Big Thing. However, I know that the untrained layperson should Never Try This At Home. I’m runnin’ with scissors, baby!!!

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Rent “The Dark Crystal”. That’s the movie I thought of when I read the OP.