April Foolishness Haggle. [Game in progress]

No I hadn’t. I was dealing with some Mafia issues.

I’m fine with ending the game early. I don’t think there’s any meaningful trade I could propose to get me the 170 points I need to get off last place.

Not only can we motion to finish early,

but can we motion to repress the game entirely?

Did you guys hear that Arlen Specter has just become a Democrat?!

Talk about a REAL GAME CHANGER for the senate.

Looks like he just nuked the GOP’s ““Haggle game””, in terms of Filibuster.

Hey, Meeko joined the Mafia game!

One of us! One of us! Oooga baga, Oooga baga!

Seriously, thanks for joining. Don’t post as much in a Mafia game, though. They run weeks and overposting could actually lead to death.

Heh.

You don’t think I learned something over here?

Note to self. Never, ever play in a game that Roosh, Meeko **and **Peeks are in at the same time.

:smiley:

The game has 20 people in it Sinjin.

Can I assume you are implying Im better than 7 of the other players, already?

See that is why I wanted Meeko to play I want to see who’s brain explodes first when him and Peeker square up theirs or the people trying ot read their posts.

All in all I agree with NAF - :smiley:

The scary part here Digger, is that we might actually have to work with each other, and bury TWO hatchets. (Or would that be 4?)

Sorry Meeko I forgot to put the smiley on there. I wasn’t dissing you at all. To kind of explain, and this will not be clear until you’ve experienced it yourself:

Roosh posts as much as you but all of his posts are epics. Peeks posts almost as much but he is in a world of his own with obscure references I don’t even get even though I think we’re about the same age. A recent one was a one liner asking if kidV preferred menthols or was his butt plug was too tight. His explanation was long and involved and included Truman Capote, gayness, Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone’s tomb.

The three of you together in one game would be a laugh-fest that never quit.:slight_smile:

Is this game offically still going on ?

if so

Meeko Offer Buzzer Beater

Digger:

You’ll give me a quarter, for all of my rules.

Okay, I’m calling it. Game over. :wink:

MHaye
Nickel: 24
Scores 24 points for base coin values as per rule 2.
Gross score: 24
Total score: 24

Meeko
Nickel * 3: 72
Penny: 20
Quarter * 5: 140
Scores 232 points for base coin values as per rule 2.
Scores 58 bonus points for five quarters, as per rule #8.
Gross score: 290
Paid out 101 points owed to The Bank.
Total score: 189

Official list of rules

ruleID ruleText
1 The toonie will double the base value of your two most valuable coins.
2 Each coin has a base value of 4 times the number of letters in its official name
3 The pound has a base value of 2 points, the silver dollar 4 points, the toonie 8 points, and the quarter 15 points.
4 Each coin has a base value to match how many cents it is worth in the USA. (Foreign currency worth 0)
5 The fifty cent has a base value of 20 points, the dime 25 points, the nickel 30 points, and the penny 40 points.
6 Penny collector bonus: The player who has the most pennies (if there are no ties) will collect a bonus of 50 points.
7 Handing in a fifty cent and a silver dollar at the same time will make all coins of either type worthless.
8 If you gather at least 5 ‘quarters’, then you will get a bonus equal to 25% of the original base value of your entire portfolio
9 rule 2 is inapplicable
10 If you are the player who hands in the pound, one of the other players in the game will be ‘pounded’ and lose 40% of the final value of their portfolio
11 rule 5 is absolutely invalid
12 rule 3 is a load of caca
13 rule 7 is simply not so.
14 To be a nickel and dime artist, you must collect at least three of each (nickels and dimes.) This is worth a 40 point bonus.
15 The penalty indicated in 10 will be targeted on the last player to make a valid trade with you during the game (If you meet the qualification mentioned in that rule.)
16 rule 4 is not true
17 rule 9 is absolutely disallowed. No other rule contradicts this one.

Oredigger77
Dime * 2: 32
Penny * 2: 40
Quarter * 5: 140
Scores 212 points for base coin values as per rule 2.
Scores 53 bonus points for five quarters, as per rule #8.
Gross score: 265
Paid out 22 points owed to The Bank.
Total score: 243
Mahaloth
Dime * 5: 80
Nickel * 4: 96
Quarter: 28
Scores 204 points for base coin values as per rule 2.
Scores 40 points as a nickel and dime artist, as per rule #14.
Gross score: 244
Total score: 244

Damn you Mahaloth!!

sinjin
Penny * 10: 200
Scores 200 points for base coin values as per rule 2.
Scores 50 for penny collecting, under rule 6.Gross score: 250
Total score: 250

NAF1138
Dime * 5: 80
Fifty Cent * 3: 108
Nickel * 4: 96
Penny * 2: 40
Silver Dollar * 2: 96
Toonie: 24
Scores 444 points for base coin values as per rule 2.
Scores 96 bonus points for the toonie, as per rule #1.
Scores 40 points as a nickel and dime artist, as per rule #14.
Gross score: 580
Total score: 580
Congratulations, NAF1138

Any problems with my facts or my figures?

Nope, right on according to my math. I do have a bitch about you timing I’m about ready to leave my computer for the rest of the day so I won’t get to do much discussion, Bastard.

Come round again tomorrow, then.

For what it’s worth, the reason I settled for a lesser goal was because too much trading went on while I was asleep. I simply got too far behind. I also think that both Justin and Phi had that reaction when they finally checked the thread.

You could have bid more in the Auction, Digger. :slight_smile:

Heh.

Chrisk:

The auction, by it self: I came out of the auction exactly even. Correct?

That is to say, I “paid” the exact amount I got out of the auction. Correct?

-Before NAF swindled me out of it. :wink: