So…
What is your best April Fools joke this time 'round?
Is that tonight? Aghh! I’m not prepared at all. I need whipped cream and plastic bucket to put on the top of the door.
You’re one of ten possible winners in our million-dollar giveaway. But you must act FAST!!
Just call this number:
1-809-THERESASUCKERBORNEVERYMINUTE
cough::: it’s a $25 a minute number in the Dominican Republic by the way:::cough
Should you be THE lucky winner, we would kindly ask you to pay the tiny sum of $39.95 for shipping and handling the $1,000,000 check to you.
But remember…
YOU HAVE TO ACT FAST!!!
I showed up at church an hour and a half early this morning. I didn’t actually go in - I just twigged as I arrived. But that leaves me with the niggling feeling that the Childrens’ Leaders’ meeting I was advised of might actually have been TRUE, and I just missed it because of my assumption.
Either way it’s a pretty dumb time to have an out-of-the-blue early morning meeting. April Fool’s Day. I stand by my professional decision to go back to bed.
April Fool’s Day jokes are only funny when they happen to other people. NOT to me. I cannot begin to stress the solemnity with which this is to be understood.