April ranters bring May decanters! (April Mini-Rants Thread)

[Catamount]

@flatlined

Then we moved to my gun safes. Yes, I do have 2 fridge sized gunsafes. I opened them and he asked “Do you really need all of those guns?” When I challanged him, because no real Texan would question the need, he confessed that he had been born in Tennessee.

I feel so betrayed, so bereft. I thought I knew him and now I’ve learned that he’s a fake Texan. What else is he hiding?!?

The Tennesseeans I know wouldn’t question multiple gun safes. Are you sure he’s legit?

[StarvingButStrong]

He’s just worrying about the first time they have a SERIOUS fight.

[Anne_Neville]

@flatlined

When I challanged him, because no real Texan would question the need, he confessed that he had been born in Tennessee.

I feel so betrayed, so bereft. I thought I knew him and now I’ve learned that he’s a fake Texan. What else is he hiding?!?

At least he wasn’t born in New York City, like Hank Hill

[Cat_Whisperer]

I’m looking forward to the “No True Texan” meme.

[chizzuk]

Sending one Praxis score report to ASHA for a certification application costs forty dollars. One little piece of paper.

Fuck you, ETS. What a racket that company is.

[living_in_hell]

I’m pitting myself for engaging with adult women who act like middle school girls.

[flatlined]

I had to get the last word in here…just to say that you folks managed to make me laugh so hard that I scared the cats

[living_in_hell]

@flatlined

I had to get the last word in here…just to say that you folks managed to make me laugh so hard that I scared the cats

Hi Flatlined! now go post in the May thread.