Are all the stupid gucks out there perpetually on DRUGS?

The BBQ Pit
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I just realized that my state of mind right now thanks to about 9 ounces of Sapphire is extremely close to and can sympathize with the stupid, rawkin BTO-clones of Pat Robertson-supportin’ fame. I tells ya, is it true or is it me that it’s a darn fact that it must be true that they could only stoop so low to be this stupid by putting questionable substances into their body? Cause even tho’ I’m stupid now, tomorrow I’ll be sober :wink:

No, seriously, I think it’s a damn shame that, sober pretensions of equality aside, that I am certainly as intelligent, on the average, as the average member of the electorate in America. Ain’t that scary?

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You lost me. You pitting Robertson or drugs or the people that use drugs??

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…or Bachman-Turner Overdrive?

Because it that’s the case, I concur.

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Drugs don’t make you stupid.

However, a lot of stupid people use drugs.

Because there are an awful lot of stupid people out there.

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I guess you’re right Tentacle. After all, I’ve been stupid drunk (even worse that now) and I still haven’t had the urge to commit incest or burglary or random urination. But I still think it does lead to a general decrease in the IQ which I STILL AM AS SMRT AS THE AVERAGE PERSON despite my state!!!numbernumbernumber

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My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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What’s a guck?

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I have a two and a half year old daughter who I’ll be picking up shortly from kindy.

At least you’re sitting at the keyboard while you’re smashed as a crab, instead of out there on the roads driving.

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I agree with your sentiment, but wouldn’t he have to do some extremely erratic driving from Orlando to come anywhere your commute from kindy in Southport?

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…read “anywhere near…”

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What does this have to do with anything?

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Your OP is pure eloquent nonsense. I salute your insobriety, sir.

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What is Sapphire? Have I missed something fun to try?

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Sapphire= Bombay “Blue Sapphire” gin

Bombay makes two styles of gin. The “Blue Sapphire” has a little more of a kick to it.

I’m guessing for Ludovic since he’s probably sleeping it off by now.

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Well, thank you for clarifying for me. Not much of a Gin fan here or else I would try it.

:frowning:

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DAMMIT, Ludovic.

It’s “!!!twenty-five!!!”

Get it together.

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:dubious:

I thought it was 42.

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No, it’s twenty-five.
From these two places:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5979001&highlight=twenty-five#post5979001

It’s my Life Quest.

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Well, from the sound of it, Ludovic was takin’ care of business.

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I submit that you’re not a gin fan because you haven’t tried Bombay Sapphire! :wink: