are alligators smart

Hair-raising indeed. Quite a grin, there, surely rivaling an alligator.

I just glanced at the article, but I caught the words, (paraphrasing here) “We just make sure it knows I’m the dominant male and that my girlfriend is the dominant female. It’s incorporated in our social structure.” I’ve heard **that **said before, and it always seems that there is no problem, … until there is a problem.

That is still better than a pet hippo. Those don’t work out that well.

Alligators clearly have no sense of humor.

If it ain’t Florida, it’s Texas.

True, but a tip for the future - “teach him to eat out of your hand” is not the best place to begin.

Regards,
Lefty

Reported.