That’s impossible. Elephants aren’t large enough to have twelve foot long penises. Maybe on the extreme end, but not as the minimum. Cite or prove with graphic picture.
I don’t find that picture obscene at all.
As far as the animal kingdom goes, I was genuinely impressed the first time I saw the set of balls on a squirrel. You’d expect an elephant to have some serious tackle, but them squirrels are packin’ some heat.
To the OP, and all, Nope, it’s a penis. Yee haa!
A simple penis. Nothing to get worked up about,
At the zoo where my ex used to volunteer, one of the keepers was approached by an outraged lady visitor. “I demand you do something about this,” she said, and dragged the keeper over to the tapir exhibit (for the uninititated, a Malayan tapir looks like this, and is about the same height as a good-sized pony). She pointed out that the male was sporting an sizeable erection and slinking towards the female in a manner that would definitely be described as frisky.
“Um, ma’am,” the keeper said, “that sort of thing happens from time to time with animals.”
“It’s disgusting!” the woman replied. “Do something. Make him stop.”
“Stop?”
“Yes. Can’t you turn a fire hose on him or something?”
Trying to keep his cool, the keeper replied, “Ma’am, those animals are an endangered species, and we’ve been trying to get these two to mate for over a year. I’m not about to put a stop to it.”
This did nothing to calm the lady down. “I don’t want my son seeing that! I’m reporting you if you don’t do something about it.”
“Ma’am,” the keeper said, “report me all you like. And if you don’t want your son to see nature, why’d you take him to the zoo?”
Pretty sure. I was looking for it after the censored stallion, and didn’t see it.
Pepper Mill once told me about a visit to the Great Adventure drive-through animal park in NJ, from the time befor we met. They saw an elephant which must have been coming down from fully erect status, because it was stepping on its penis. It’s hard to be confused about the relative size in that situation. It might not have been 12 feet long, but it was certainly more than long enough.
I mean, I hardly ever even reach the ground, myself.
When I saw the title of the thread, THAT episode came to mind. I even thought about asking on here. Why would they blur the erect penis but not the insertion of the man’s forearm into the mare’s vagina! Both of the actions are not something you’d see in nature.
I wonder if they’d blur it if the stallion was inseminating the mare… rather than a collection container.
IIRC the mare’s rear end was not blurry at all.
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I meant the stallion with collection container and the man’s arm in the mare’s vagina are not something you’d see in nature.
Oh, sure, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
To answer the OP: only if they’re shaved.
I’m wondering if folks just get more uptight these days about animals having sex where kids can see, or critters playing with their private parts when junior gets an eye-full. I guess if you don’t want your kiddy knowing anything about the birds and the bees, that means no zoos, pets, or natural history documentaries.
How bland that would be.
I find it all so silly. Kids, boys at least, aren’t going to get very old without seeing another boy’s penis that a dog’s isn’t anything to freak over. I was a camp counsellor for a couple summers and more than one of those kids would whip it out at the drop of a hat. Trying to corral 15 six-year-olds after swimming to put their pants on and quit playing with themselves was like herding cats. Especailly since we weren’t allowed (nor did we want) to scold any of the boys for it – we weren’t their priests or their mothers.
Anywaym what this thread reminds me of – anyone remember those old “E. Buzz Miller’s Wild Kingdom” skits on SNL? Dan Akroyd played Miller, the sleazy talk-show host and Laraine Newman was his airheaded sidekick. They’d show clips of frogs or squirrels doin’ it, clearly broadcast by Miller for purient purpose.
–Cliffy
{looks down by his ankles where his cat is enthusiastically cleaning his balls, what’s left of 'em anyway}
Yeah people come equiped with some seriously strange mental filters. And wait, no lookin’ at nookie means NO INTERNET!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :eek:
Interesting word choice. The cat’s still goin’ at it, so I’d guess pretty damn bland.
As I only actually said part of what you put in quotation there, you adding the rest in, I’d say your word choice was interesting an’ all, Whifton_Polekitty.
I have got to see a picture of that.
Be careful…you don’t want to get charged with possession of kitty porn.
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