Wait…death penalty for “Vampirism”? Are we talking about angsty “goths,” or fiendish undead creatures that feed upon the blood of the living?
…Y’know, because the death penalty for one of those is really more like a matter of public health and safety.
This guy is creepy, even if he is fake.
…Y’know, because the death penalty for one of those is really more like a matter of public health and safety.
I think the death penalty would not stop the undead!
This kid looks familiar. Are you sure he isn’t Ashcroft’s son?
Oh my God!
I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless.
Even if he’s trying to be funny… he’s not!
Sounds like a well brought up, Southern Baptist boy to me. I can see Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwel endorsing his website on national TV. Maybe someone should send them the link—I don’t want them to have my name, so I ain’t gonna do it.
Ever notice how these folks who aren’t gay seem to know quite a lot about gay sex techniques? I mean, I don’t think many people who aren’t participating, or interested in participating, give it quite that much thought, do you?
Speakig on behalf of the undead, no, the death penalty will not stop us 
busts out his porn and and alcohol
That, if anything, would be the scariest bit about this guy. It’s one thing to have your little website spouting bile… it’s a totally different ball o’ wax to try to bring this to a political forum.
I don’t think he’d do well, either, but stranger things have happened.
And since I’m in an interracial marriage, I’d love to see him try to annul our marriage. I’d rip his fat, pimply little face off from his skull.
Yeah, he’s not a racist. Not at all.
He’s got a very punchable face.
Looks like more than on person beat you to the…well, the punch.
This can’t be real.
As far as I can tell he copied “Fag Facts” verbatim from Phred’s website.
I am impressed with how quickly and fervently Dopers rise forth to defend their own lifestyles and beliefs(no really!) but personally I call bullshit on this site. There are too many joke sites on the internet to have me convinced that this is so real, particularly the hateful nature of it. There are enough people who hate Christians and their beliefs as it is; we don’t need nutjobs and/or jokers like this to tarnish what Christianity is really about. Now I’m sure most of you are intelligent enough to know that this isn’t the views and beliefs of ALL ‘Christians’, in fact I bet this is a pretty small minority (just a very vocal one)
On a slightly lighter note, my friend once came upon a site called ‘MAVAV’ Mothers Against Violence and Video Games. My friend was foaming at the mouth at the stuff they were saying the site. I mean he was so pissed I thought he was going to hunt these people down and bludgeon them to death with a playstation or something. I myself was skeptical, just because it was pretty out there. That site turned out to be a joke, which makes me skeptical about this guy.
It’s a joke I’m sure. “National Dress Code”?
OK… you got me going. Let me click on the darn link. I need a chuckle.
Yeah, it’s gotta be a joke. He talks about a national dress code and then in one of his pictures he’s wearing a t-shirt with the front cover of “The Weekly World News” on it. I don’t know why, but it just doesn’t ring true to me.
Goofy kid. The thing reads like he did a lot of research, or he copied it from elsewhere.
I wonder if a Google search on his name would turn up anything?
Even if the site is a joke, I’ve met plenty of people like him IRL.:eek: I’m curious about the image on his computer screen in the one photo. Looks suspiciously like one of Hitler’s henchmen.
This is work from the very twisted but creative mind of The Gus, one of the best known from the old school of online journaling. (spies.com is a hosting service specifically for online journals) This is satire at its dizzy limit.
Y’all have been whooshed, big time. Like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.