So I’ve bene playing internet poker for years. (I’m Canadian, it’s legal here.) I find it fairly challenging. Ring games at .25/.50 I can generally turn a small profit; .50/$1 I’m up against it.
I never played the real live stuff because, well, it’s inconvenient and I was intimidated, but a few weeks ago I was in Niagara Falls for a comedy performance and figured what the hell. I sat down at a 1/2 200 NL table and, rather easily, won. I worked my stack up from $200 to $300 before I had to go, despite at least one pretty awful beat.
Tried again a week later. Won some more. Tried again today. Much tougher opponents - a weekday, no drunks. I still won a little. I’m not great poker player. I’m not even average, IMHO. I’m not doing anything fancy; I play submarine, just sitting submerged until I’m dealt a monster or hit a flop in late position, and people usually bet and bet some more. I fold everything else. It’s rudimentary, dirt-simple poker, and you can see a few guys can see what I’m doing and don’t walk into it, but many of them don’t.
What the hell? Some of the people I’ve played against were just visibly awful. I’m telling you the flop percentage has to be 40% or higher; hand after hand has 5, 6 players seeing the flop. People call with shit hands in early position. They make errors of stunning idiocy, mistakes I hardly ever see someone make in an online ring game worth more than pennies. On one occasion I flopped a flush. A guy went all the way to the river with me with - was it two pair? Maybe it was one pair. I didn’t hit the flush on the river, I flopped it. That’s poker language for “If You Do Not Have This Suit, Run Like A Scared Rabbit When Other People Bet,” and he merrily gave me $60 to play a hand he shouldn’t have had any stake in. I was flabbergasted. I cannot remember the last time I saw that in a quarter game in PokerStars.
Have I just been lucky? Or is online poker now tougher than the real thing?