Are There Any Dopers Who DON’T Masturbate?

Or, are there any dopers who have masturbated less than, oh, say ten times total—and discontinued all masturbatory practices?

I suspect there will be few. :smiley:

haha, see how many people replied?
that’s hilarious.
but seriously, I don’t. I don’t think I will unless I am single when I’m older and don’t think I can go out and get some ass easily, and then it would definitely be with toys, not with my hands. I don’t see anything wrong with it, if it’s not 20 times a day, I just can’t get excited by it. I don’t turn myself on, and if I try to imagine myself with someone else I end up laughing and feeling silly. (I am female, for the record.)
I also know a guy who CLAIMS not to masturbate, but that’s pretty much unheard of, isn’t it? I know if I had my genitals hanging out there in front of me I probably wouldn’t be able to keep myself from masturbating. He says it disgusts him, and he’ll only do it in times of extreme desperation (like, it’s been 6 months).

All men masturbate. NOT all women masturbate. My girlfriend claims she never masturbates.

There is a reason. Men a constantly producing sperm. The sperm has to go somewhere. If you didn’t masturbate, then it would come out in your sleep. Women on the other hand only produce an egg once a month, and that is taken care of when it is flushed out by the body.

only the dead dopers…

Yes, if you only count the bus on the way home.

Regards,
Shodan

I never masturbated till I was 23. Before that, I used to have wet dreams two or three times a month; afterwards, never.

So female masturbation is so she can pop out an egg? :eek: :eek: … I… I never knew :smack: It might require more than a tissue to clean that mess up.

It stopped being practice for me around the ninth or tenth time.

:smiley:

No, I see what samarm is saying. Women only produce one sex cell a month which is evacuated via one period per month. The egg’s evacuated with no help from the lady. Men, however, produce millions of sex cells per day, and those little buggers gotta get out somehow.

Masturbation: it’s a guy’s duty to nature. I like to call it manstruation.

No, I see what samarm is saying. Women only produce one sex cell a month which is evacuated via one period per month. The egg’s evacuated with no help from the lady. Men, however, produce millions of sex cells per day, and those little buggers gotta get out somehow.

Masturbation: it’s a guy’s duty to nature. I like to call it manstruation.

Manstruation ha ha thats funny :haha:

Honestly this is something I don’t think I can give up. Great way to relieve tension (at least for me). Also it seems to be an agression inhibitor as well. Yes I know this is getting TMI.

It strikes a chord of pity in me that there are people who can’t/aren’t aroused by masturbation. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the people who don’t masturbate just aren’t aware of what they’re missing out on, and if they tried it they may enjoy it enough to do it regularly (however frequent that is :rolleyes: )

Thank you Happy, exactly right. You are a lady I presume?

By the way, I thought you were called “Happy Lavender” until I actually looked closely at your username. :slight_smile:

I rarely masturbated until I got a vibrator. Now I don’t know how I ever lived without it, and I think every woman should own one.

Ahh… Jane, let’s me and you discuss this in my Sex Poll thread… I’ve got a few questions to ask you about vibrators! Actually, it’s probably bad etiquette to bump it now… :frowning:

The vibrators help to break up the egg so it’s easier to clean up.

Sorry, samarm, I just had to.

I knew (yeah, Biblical sense) a woman who didn’t masturbate. She wasn’t repressed (WOW, was she not repressed), she was as openminded and orgasmic as you could seek to find, but she didn’t masturbate, not even if you were to point out that when you do this and she’s like that and you put your leg here then she can just reach down and…

I’m as sure as I can be that she was telling me the truth.

Men? Well, as somebody (no points for identifying the quote but please do it anyway, it’s driving me nuts) once said “A man who doesn’t masturbate will lie about other things too.”

2trew: Your mind works in strange and twisted ways! Took me a whole minute to work out that joke… :slight_smile:

(I may bump that sex poll, yet, just wait till I spring some of those positions on the GF)

You know what they say when you presume: you make a pres out of u & me…wait, that’s not right.

Anyway, no, I’m a dude.

Happy, currently brewing tomorrow’s manstrual cycle

Dopers? Nooo…
(cue tangent)
…but I do know a guy who says he hasn’t, and doesn’t plan to. He’s 17. It blows my mind. He’s been sexually active but it’s been more then a year since the last time. He’s very appealing physically, and I tell you, if I were him I’d have LOTS of that self-love going on ::nods vigorously::… But he has horribly low self esteem, which might be a factor. I quoteth:
“It seems kinda disgusting. Like…you know…wading in your own filth or someting…”
:(:frowning: Very sad. Suh a waste. sigh

I don’t. Really. Not ever. I’m serious. I’ve given it a shot- nothing. No interest. Fantasizing about other people just doesn’t work. Sex toys kind of gross me out, being artificial and all. I have never found any kind of erotic/pornographic pictures that excited me. I DO occasionally read erotic fiction, and it does get me in the mood sometimes, but any attempt at self-stimulation immediately revokes the “mood.” I am more likely to jump d_redguy the moment I see him. So- No, I don’t. Really. Not ever. I’m serious.