Wet Dreams

I’m in the middle of an e-mail exchange with a male friend who says that he hasn’t had a wet dream in years. I had one last night, though I am female (and 27). He thinks that his time for wet dreams has expired. Does this really happen to men? If so, how sad!

Any of you still have wet dreams? Please post your gender and age (or age range).

And I wish you all many sweet, sticky dreams…

You’re asking men to admit that they still have wet dreams? Next you’ll be asking them to admit that they masturbate too. Sheesh.

For the record: Male - 35, still do both.

:smiley:

I don’t know if I have wet dreams, as I don’t wake up with my sheets swmimming around me, but, Do I ejaculate a bit at night while I’m sleeping, a drop or two? Yes. Do I masturbate? Well, hells bells yeah I do.

25, Male.

  1. Male.

Had one just the other night. In fact, I woke up toward the end of the orgasm. I was, in fact, having my own erotic dream about a doper.

Sleep is bliss.

I have only had one or two wet dreams in my life, and it has been many moons since it (or them).

And I will say that I WISH I had them!! :frowning: Orgasms without moving are so cool…

That said, I do have sex dreams, but I find myself unable to cheat on Drain Bead even in my dreams… Damn Jewish/Catholic guilt!

As for jerking off… My finacee lives 554 miles away, and I can’t even cheat on her in my dreams… HELLO???


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Satan

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I have sexual dreams, but I can’t have orgasms in them. If it gets that good, I always wake up right before, and that rather kills the mood.

Totally sucks, and is why I hate having erotic dreams.

  1. Female.

OH Yes!

I had 2 or 3 wet dreams when I was 13 and none since then.

And, like Satan (not nearly the distance), my woman lives 100 miles away, and I only see her on weekends. So I keep myself company during the week. :smiley:

I had a dream a couple days ago that I was with the hottest girl with white hair. I told her I was in the navy and we were goign to do it. I think she wsa a whore. Of course before we could monsters started pouring into the room and I had to smite them. Kinda like Gauntlet. Damn after that we were too tired to fool around.

Do I masterbate? That’s like asking if I urinate, of course.

Never had one.

Though once, as an adult, I did have a dream in which I urinated (and I think we know what that means).

19 year old male here.

I’ve never had a wet dream, although I have had about three erotic dreams so far in my life. I masturbate about once a week, on average.

Golden Showers!!! :o

Speaking of wet dreams, I’m planning on having one tonight. Let this serve as notice to my Mystery Date that I’ll be thinking of you.

And I thought I was the only one.

My girlfriend lives about 2000 miles away. But she is flying in for a two-week visit tomorrow!

Male, 38. I’ve never had a wet dream. I’ve always been fairly sexually active - either by myself or with a partner :slight_smile: - so maybe I never built up the requisite tension.

I’m with ricepad. Well, not in THAT way of course :wink:

27, male. Never had a wet dream. Do I masturbate? Clog Boy is in Amsterdam, ms. Clog Boy (affectionally named GoldyLocks) lives in London. Visits are bi-weekly. Do the math.

Male - 26

Have not had a wet dream since I was a wee lad (13 or 14) and even then I only had a couple.

21, Male.

Never had a wet dream.

Do I masterbate??

LOL!

Ok, so I do, but I’d explode if I didn’t!

I’m 18, and Male. I’ve never had a wet dream, but I’ve been masturbating since time immemorial, probably since I was 10 or younger. Of course, it took a while to refine my technique. If my life is busy, active, and stimulated, I might only do it once every week or two, but if I’m bored and sedentary, it could be several times a day.

28, Male.

Had a few when I was 12, before I discovered masturbation. Had plenty of sex dreams since then, but always wake up before climax. Damn.
–sublight.