I have an erotic dream maybe once every two weeks. I wkae up before the “conclusion” as well. However, I only had one “wet” dream when I was in seventh or eigth grade. BTW, I am now 26.
19, Male
Never had a wet dream, slam the solomi all the time. I have erotic dreams on occasion, but I always wake up before the good part. I usually have to finish them manually.
At the age of 14, one or two a month.
Sadly, at the age of 30, only one or two a year.
About a month ago, I had a dream that I urinated. But it was only a dream.
See Jack, quick and painless…
People who deny masturbating are either liars or have no hands. People who think its a sin have always amazed me.
*About a month ago, I had a dream that I urinated. But it was only a dream. *
I have those all the time. Fortunately, mine are also only dreams. Usually it’s just my bladder telling my brain to wake up and go to john.
–sublight.
CanadianSue – well, I don’t see YOU chiming in here!
I’m 34 and I have about one “wet dream” a month. And I masturbate. Probably about every other night. Oh, yeah, I’m female.
TWPM!
Well since you asked… I don’t lie and I have hands, as for wet dreams… I have some damn good dreams, frequently! and yep I am WOMAN!
TWPM!!
Oops and I’m 37… prime time!
I’m not sure if it’s just my body trying to tell me something or what, but for the past month, I’ve had wet dreams almost every single night. I wish I could find out what in the world is doing it so I’d be able to do it later, but it’s just been happening. As for the question about masturbation, yes, I do. Who doesn’t? It’s so much fun! 
BTW, I’m 18 and a female. Bye for now!!
I just had one of my few sex-related dreams last night. I rarely have erotic dreams. (See my post above, for my wet dream and masturbation info.)
Oddly enough, I was masturbating in the dream, not having sex. Geez, can’t even get laid in my dreams. But I must say one thing, I must have ejaculated a gallon in that dream, although I did not ejaculate in real life. Good God, it was like a fire hose.
I don’t think I’ve had a wet dream in 15 years or so (I’m 38 and male, btw). Even then, it was a rare event - once I passed those frustrating teenage years. As a teenager, maybe 10 or 15 in total.
Do I pull the goalie? My wife lives 1300 km away, so…
If a wet dream by definition must include a nocturnal emission, then I’ve never had one. I guess I discovered masturbation early enough that the pressure never had time to build to that point.
And I continue to do it often enough (at 34) to keep the pressure down.
And my frequency doesn’t decrease much even when I have a girlfriend (and thus regular access to sex). I’m not sure why that is.
I almost never have erotic dreams. I can only remember two offhand in my whole life. The most recent one was just a couple of months ago, and my costar was Sarah Michelle Gellar.
About ten years ago I dreamed I had Paula Abdul’s breasts. I spent the dream playing with them. Does that count as an erotic dream?
I still have a lot of surfing dreams where I get all wet…
About 2 weeks ago I had an erotic dream and had an orgasm in my sleep. It was so cool!
Do I masturbate? Um…
I’ve had them at least once a month since I was about 16. Sometimes it’s every night for a week, sometimes it’s a while inbetween…but oh, yes, I have them.
Do I masturbate? Much more boring answer: nope.
Twenty-one (which means, by rights, I should be getting laid, right?), and no wet dreams. Heck, I don’t even have erotic dreams, which pisses me off considerably (I mean, I don’t have time during the day to daydream about sex, so why shouldn’t I be able to while I’m asleep?). But I do masturbate (what can I say, I make time) to prevent insanity.
Boots here - 29 (I kept hitting the 0 instead of the nine, must be wishful thinking) - wo-man. Yep to both. I started coming in my dreams when I was about 13 and by my own hand when I was about 14 (I don’t know what took me so long to figure it out) - although I don’t come in my dreams if I’m getting it on a regular basis.
And, just in case anyone read the thread about weird dreams, no I didn’t come with Arnold.
Oh yeah, one more thing -
Come on, Ruffian. I just don’t buy it.
Count me in among the ranks of those who never had a wet dream. It never really bothered me though, what’s the joy in waking up covered in your own semen? Then again, I don’t want to wake up covered in anyone else’s either, but I digress. I also only recall a very scant few erotic dreams that I’ve had, although my girlfriend reported that she once came to bed after I was already sleeping and I began “humping” her leg.
As for masturbating? Yeah, sure… and apparently I’m in good company.
Judging from these three threads…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33795
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25916
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33462
Well… draw your own conclusions.
–Tim