Are there generally accepted lyrics to Have A Tequila?

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Have A Tequila is a parody of Hava Nagila. The thing is, I’ve only heard these partial lyrics:

♫ Have a tequila
Have a tequila
Have a tequila
[something something something] ♫

♫ Uncle Herschel brought some schnapps
[Rachel] brought malted hops
You can’t get them in the shops
Because it’s not a thing ♫

But I can’t find those lyrics online. I peeked at a couple of pages, and they have different lyrics from each other.

So are there any generally accepted lyrics for Have A Tequila? (And yes, I’m aware of Harvey and Sheila, but that’s not about tequila. :wink: )

2

The lyrics I’m familiar with:

Have a tequila
Have two tequilas
Have three tequilas
They are very small.

3

Not the way I have them.