Are there "rules" for a glory hole?

Gfactor · November 13, 2006, 10:59pm

Yeah.

the same site:

Table of Contents

1.0 Definitions - What is a glory hole?

2.0 What do you do in them?

3.0 What’s the protocol to see who does what?

3.1 If you want to be the person who helps the other person cum:

3.2 If you want to be the person who cums:

3.3 If you want to take turns:

3.4 If you want to have anal sex:

3.5 If you want to have sex with someone in an adjoining bathroom stall:

4.0 Is this safe?

4.1 Physical

4.2 Legal

4.3 Health

5.0 So some talking DOES go on between booths?

6.0 So two or more people CAN share a booth?

7.0 Will the person on the other side reciprocate after I help him cum?

8.0 What about the videos?

9.0 What about money?

10.0 What should I bring?

11.0 What type of people go to these places?

12.0 What if I see somebody I know in one of these places?

13.0 OK, how do I find glory holes?

14.0 This all seems so cold and clinical?! How can this be any fun?

Fish · November 13, 2006, 11:01pm

Oh, and

Rule 5. If the proffered member has a piercing, do not replace the piercing with an object too large to fit back through the glory hole.

lexan · November 13, 2006, 11:02pm

They’re basically the same as the rules of Fight Club.

DocCathode · November 13, 2006, 11:19pm

Rule no 6- The hole is there for a penis, not a puppet show. Bugs Bunny is not what they want to see right now.

betenoir · November 13, 2006, 11:24pm

:dubious: Not mixed company safe?? Do you think we will faint? Can’t say I’ve seen an actual glory hole but I’ve seen porn depicticing it (male and male, and male and female) and didn’t need smelling salts.

But we’re getting away from the actual topic…what’s the rules? What does a finger mean? (Not that I would respond, I generaly like to know who the penis in question is connected to .)

FormerMarineGuy · November 13, 2006, 11:28pm

I read it and regret it. I would have been better off looking at an accident on the side of the road. However, I found it very nice that the ‘author’ of this educational material stressed condom usage, EVEN for handjobs.

Gfactor · November 13, 2006, 11:37pm

Thought I’d answered that back on post 3.

Gfactor · November 13, 2006, 11:42pm

Here is a previous thread where we discussed glory holes: Glory Holes? Really? Straight dope please! - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board

betenoir · November 14, 2006, 1:02am

Oops. Sorry, failed to click the link.

jayjay · November 14, 2006, 3:07am

Well, yes, individual mixed-companies would have no problem. I was just mentioning in case the 75-year-old office biddy with the four velvet pictures of Jesus in her cubicle might pass by…

Guinastasia · November 14, 2006, 3:57am

Who’s talking about romance here? It’s all good hard fucking, dammit!

Oslo_Ostragoth · November 14, 2006, 4:58am

or slicing fresh hot peppers for your breakfast burrito, one would presume.

lieu · November 14, 2006, 4:07pm

Scarf is okay… as long as it’s a verb, not a noun.

DocCathode · November 15, 2006, 12:53am

It’s always the quiet ones.

Little_Nemo · November 15, 2006, 4:48am

It’s what we call ironic humor around these here parts.

betenoir · November 15, 2006, 7:01am

Actually good hard fucking is what we call romance around these here parts .

I’m wondering, is there a female version of this on record anywhere? Obviously it would take different logistics…and a fairly long tongue. But probably not impossible. Just wondering.

betenoir · November 15, 2006, 7:13am

Hey, you have no idea what that 75 year old is getting up to when she gets home .

bbs2k · November 15, 2006, 7:43am

Also previously discussed here… sort of.

Doctor_Who · November 15, 2006, 4:51pm

I don’t usually notice or discuss sequential posts, but… when I clicked the new posts button, I got this beauty: