I’m sure many people have a fear that their next door neighbours could be terrorists who are just waiting to cause acts of mayhem.
There was an article in todays paper suggested how we could weed out the terrorists among us.
If the terrorists belong to Al Qaeda we know a couple of things… they believe that seeing a naked woman is sinful and also believe that drinking alcohol is also a sin.
So… what we need to do is have our women undress and walk around the block while we men sit back in a lawn chair and drink a six pack of beer.
Whoever isn’t looking at the women or drinking a beer could very well be a terrorist.
First of all, Violet is right; the suicide hi-jackers did indeed imbibe large quantities of alcohol and frequent strip bars, in the comfortable knowledge that they would be admitted to Paradise anyway.
Second of all, this reminds me of the Cheers episode where the regulars try to find out which two patrons are gay, by shouting “Hey! There’s a boxing match on!”. The suspects don’t look, and so the case is closed.
Just because it might be inconclusive doesn’t mean it’s not a good idea anway. This is America dammit! If we can’t drink beer and look at nekkid chicks the terrorists have already won.
FWIW the only sure fire way to check for sexual orientation is the “clang, clang, clang” test.
Amen, brotha! In fact, I think that we should all do this as soon as possible to show our support for our troops! Indeed, we should also write long letters to Ashcroft explaining to him, that it’s vitally important we do this for reasons of National Security!
