Are these facts incorrect?

“Oneth” isn’t such a stretch as US textbooks often refer to the zeroth law of thermodynamics. It came along after the first and second but should have actually been first.

However, “scratched” has two vowels, so it doesn’t fit the description.

From one of Louis Sachar’s books (in one of the “Wayside School” books, I believe):

“My baby brother’s crying
His face is turning purple
Do you think anything will help?
Maybe a burp’ll.” :smiley: