OK my “straight/gay” thread wasn’t clear enuff so let me try a different approach.
You say: I have a receding hair line
If it’s receding past your ears I say your bald.
You say: I have wheels
If you’re 38 years old you have a car (20 year olds have wheels)
Any other good example of this?
BTW this post is intended with humour and in the spirit of fun