When I saw the title, I didn’t know which bunch of stupids the OP was talking about, or the specific stupidity the’re stupiding, but yes, they are that effin’ stupid. Stupider than that, even.
Conversation I once had with my boss, a college-educated, professional woman who happens to believe every bit of scarelore to come down the pike, from Food Babe-ish nonsense about “chemicals” and “toxins” to stuff like:
“I just read on Facebook where a little boy was kidnapped at Walmart, and the kidnapper changed his clothes and dyed his hair in the bathroom so no one would recognize him! I can’t take my girls to Walmart anymore! What if that happens to them???”
“Boss, that’s been going around forever. That’s just an urban legend.”
“IT IS NOT AN URBAN LEGEND! It just happened in [I forget where she said]!!! They changed the boy’s clothes and dyed his hair right there in the bathroom and the only thing they didn’t change was the shoes because shoes are hard to find!” Because god knows Walmart doesn’t sell shoes… :rolleyes:
At that point I just kind of wandered off, but I wanted to ask her, you’ve had your hair dyed, right? It takes a while, right? You have to put the dye on, and let it sit a while, and then wash it out, and then dry and style it, right? You have two young kids, right? How much do they like having their hair washed? Not at all? You think they’d sit there with smelly itchy dye in it without screaming the roof down, crying, struggling, smearing dye all over the entire store and a few in the next state? All of this sight unseen in a fucking Walmart bathoom?
But I didn’t, because it would have just pissed her off without changing her mind, given me a headache, and possibly gotten me fired ![:smiley: :smiley:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/smiley.png?v=10)