I am thinking of the Irish (Scot?) who walks around slapping people on the butt with an oil dipstick, and yelling “Yer not thinkin’ with your dipstick, Jimmy!” I know he’s not really making contact with those guys’ butts or he’d probably be dead now, right? But still, I can still remember getting hit with a ruler as a kid, and that shit hurt!
The “news reporter” walking into the street sign, and the guy who staples his hand hanging his Christmas lights were tame in comparison.
Can you think of others?
Quasi