Seriously. What the fuck is up with the nasty fuckers that feel like urinals don’t need to be flushed like toilets do? I’m so tired of saddling up to a pisser and 90% of the time some prick has left his piss there for the next guy to flush. It’s fucking disgusting and rude. This has been a peeve of mine for life.
Also do you really need to piss directly down the drain? Do you get off by seeing how much noise and pissfoam you can generate before walking away leaving it unflushed? Is it exciting to piss and have it sound like a hose spraying into a bucket of water at full force?
And if you pick your nose while taking a shit or pissing please have the courtesy to wipe it on the door and not the handle like a decent human being.
Finally tomthe guy that always sounds like he’s power lifting while shitting. Please stop. Just shit and leave. We know you are in there. We won’t accidentally open the stall door and shit on you or something. No need for the warning grunts.
Do we still have urinals that need manual flushing in the 21st Century? Last time I saw one was on board a ship in the mid 1990s.
Not with you on the noise thing. Nobody should be ashamed of the noises and smells that accompany the elimination of wastes. If you’re offended by them, it’s entirely your own problem. Sorry.
I’m talking about people that go out of their way to make noise and be annoying. The pissfoam guys are an example I already covered. People who pant and moan the whole time they’re taking a shit are ridiculous too. I’m not talking about farting and the sound of turds hitting the water here.
Seriously - shut your mouth when you’re in a public bathroom! Stop yapping on your phone, do not talk to me when I’m in the stall, and PLEASE refrain from groaning, grunting, and "Oh Jesus"ing. If you’re that sick go home!
So do you leave your shit in the toilet when youre done? The next guy can just shit right on top of it right? What’s the difference? You saddle up to a stall with logs floating in it and drop trow right into the pile?
Actually, none of the urinals in our building need flushing…in fact, they are all waterless. According to the plaque on the wall, this saves 40,000 gallons of water per year per urinal. I’m puzzled why everyone doesn’t go to these things (well…everyone who lives in a place that doesn’t have an abundance of clean water).
At any rate, I only get stressed out when someone doesn’t flush the toilet after leaving, um, deposits. Or those folks who feel they need to use half a roll of toilet paper to wipe their asses with, and then leave the resulting mass unflushed.
I don’t really like seeing an unflushed urinal, but it’s really not that big of a deal. Yeah, it’s kind of gross, but hardly worth getting upset over. Maybe they’re used to ones that auto-flush. Or, like one here at work, you can flush it and hear it go off, and it doesn’t really do a good job. Or maybe they were being inconsiderate, who knows. Seriously, I’m going to flush after I use it, so is it that big of a deal to also flush it before I use it?
And the guy grunting… maybe he has a bit of diarhea or constipation. If it’s really bad, sure, go home, but chances are he can still function just fine in public with it, outside of when he’s using the bathroom. Hell, the whole point of the bathroom is to do the stuff that you have to do but isn’t appropriate outside of the bathroom. Sure, some people go a little overboard, but people go overboard, but people go overboard on other things all the time.
I don’t get the urinal outrage. Unless the urinal’s broken and about to overflow or something, it doesn’t bother me if the previous guy hasn’t flushed. The toilet on the other hand, should be flushed.
Grunts, groans from the stall? No big deal. Sometimes I strain when on the toilet, even if I don’t grunt loud enough to be heard down the hall.
However, I don’t get guys who talk on their cell phones while standing at the urinal or sitting on the pot. If I’m on the other end of the line, and learn the guy I’m talking to is taking a shit, I’d want to wash my hands, even though he’s the one in the john.
Leaving a urinal unflushed doesn’t generally bother me that much, although I’d prefer it to be flushed. Nearly all of the urinals at my university automatically flush. What does bother me …
Urine on a stall toilet seat. Do you think people want to sit on your piss? Seriously, you couldn’t lift the goddamned seat? If you’re that much of a germophobe that you can’t touch the seat to lift it up then wait for a fucking urinal.
People who leave a stall, particularly after clearly doing more than peeing, and bypassing the sinks entirely. It bothers me enough when people fail to wash their hands after urination, but whatever, I won’t get my undies in a wad about it. But wiping your ass simply demands cleansing afterward, I don’t care who the fuck you are.
People who pull the door open using the towels with which they dried their hands, and leaving the towels there. ARGH.
People who lay toilet paper on the seat and leave it there when they’re done. ARGH.