This being the standard flirt forum I figured I should plop this topic in here. Just wondering how many “closet” flirters there are out there.
I am a big flirt IRL but barely so in here, though two dopers in particular always make me want to throw a “How you doin’? ;)” their way…
I’m not quite sure why I don’t do the message board flirt because I almost can’t stop myself from doing it in other forms of interaction.
So any closet flirters out there?
I tried flirting in the closet but the only perosn there was the bogy man . . .
erislover How you doin’ ? 
Nope, I’ll flirt in here or out “here” in the world, though moreso on the boards. For me, flirting IRL is tougher because I have to speak faster than I have to type in here.
Closets, kitchens, DopeFests, couches…where ever.
Used to be a big time flirter, everywhere. But I got over myself.
I can’t flirt IRL - I get flustered and silly too quickly. I can be cool and composed on line or in e-mail since I’ve got time to think and plan and backspace as necessary. In the real world, I just kinda stand in a corner and drool. That could explain why I’m not invited out too often.
That, and my husband gets his panties in a wad if I flirt - he’s so narrow-minded…
You know, I was going to respond to this thread, but FairyChatMom just said everything I was going to say (well, with the word “wife” substituted for “husband”).
Carry on; nothing to see here.
Ha! Can’t be too close-minded if he wears panties! :eek: 
I flirt worse IRL, I think. And as for my husband’s take on it:
We were in a bar the other night with some friends, and one of the male friends and I were verbally going at it back and forth. He looked at my husband and said, “You better watch it, I’m going to take her home with me.”
My husband reached into his pocket and tossed the guy our car keys, with a big smile.
One of the reasons we get along as well as we do is that we are both flirts for fun only, and neither minds it in the other.
But I am definitely not a closet flirter - I’m out there, baby.
I flirt slightly better IRL, which is to say, not well at all. As far as flirting here, I’ve given up on it.
(muffled voice from behind the closet door) Nope! No flirting here! Huh-uh! Wouldn’t think of it! Besides, nobody really flirts on the SDMB, anyway, right?
Someday I want to learn to flirt. I think I’m probably eligible for some sort of flirting disability. Every time I try to flirt, it seems (to me at least) to come off as vaguely creepy.
I flirt, IRL, however much less now than a few years ago.
I was bantering with a gal at a social event, have no idea who she was, but she brought me to a screeching halt when she slipped her hand in my back pocket and gave my bum a squeeze. :eek:
I’ve been married for twelve years and realized that I’d reeled out WAAAY too much line when that happened!
Yep, that told me to back off!
If I said you had a nice rack, would you hold it against me?
Oh.
Not THAT kind of closet flirter…
[sub] never mind [/sub]
Seriously, I am a better flirt (I think) online [tho I had lotsa fun on a dance floor IRL!] Haven’t done much of either type in a LOOOOONG time.
I flirt BIG in real life, but haven’t really flirted here…I guess I have to kinda know somebody before I flirt but here I mostly just know usernames and (sometimes) opinions…
I vary by mood. When I’m in a good mood I’ll flirt with…oh, um…everything. Any medium, pick one.
When I’m focused and serious on other things I’ll walk right by obvious “do me” lines.
Honestly?
I flirted for awhile here. I flirted when I was younger in real life. Now I’d rather just fuck and get it overwith, heh…
[sub]Oh, wait, can I say “fuck” in this forum?![/sub] :eek:
I am neither a closet flirter, nor an open flirter. I’m a non-flirter. I consider the whole business a waste of time, and would rather pay someone an honest compliment than an empty one with sexual undertones.
That, and I am far from being handsome, so I know that no female would appreciate any sort of advance from me, whether real or “flirting”.
I’ll flirt in any closet you want, erislover.
That answer your question?
I flirt way more in real life than on the net. I find it easier to speak than to type.
But hey, thats just me.