Are you a zombie? Take the test and find out!

Cafe Society
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  1. Do you work for Umbrella Corp?
  2. Do you hate Jill Valentine?
  3. Do you love George Romero?
  4. Do you lurch when you walk?
  5. Do you have a pulse?
  6. Do you want to eat Brains?
  7. BRAINS, BRAAIIINS.

If you answered yes to any of the previous questions you may be a zombie. Admit the truth! Time to come out of the graveyard! Join the Zombie Liberation Front today!
TODAY YOUR NEIGHBORS BRAIN TOMORROW THE WORLDS!

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I’m a little confused on how having a pulse is the sign of a zombie. Wouldn’t it be the other way around? :wink:

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Well, SHIT.

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  1. No
  2. Hell, no!
  3. Yes
  4. Sometimes
  5. Yes
  6. No
  7. BRAINS!

I am planning on going as a zombie again this halloween since last year was so fun…maybe I’m closeted or something?

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I suppose if you distinctly remember dying but have a pulse you are arguably undead?

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THE LIVING DEAD DON’T NEED TO SOLVE WORD PROBLEMS.

-Calvin

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Undead? Yes! Unperson? No! End Vitalism Now!

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  1. Do you lack qualia?
  2. If so, is your name Daniel Dennett?
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I can never find a pulse in my wrist. In my neck, yeah, but my wrist…it’s like…I’m pulseless. Half zombie? :slight_smile:

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It’s a little-known fact that brains are very high in cholesterol.

No wonder zombies stagger aimlessly, have no pulse, etc. Their arteries are all clogged up!!

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pout I wanted to be a vampire.

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I filled out the questionaire. Let’s look at the answers and see how I did:

  1. Brains
  2. Brains
  3. Brains
  4. Brains
  5. Brains
  6. Brains
  7. Brains

Hmmmm. This isn’t looking good. Brains.

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My first name is an anagram of “BRAAINS!!” (exclamation marks and all) and I have pictures of me taking part in last year’s zombie walk. I don’t need a test to tell me I’m a zombie!

A highly literate one.

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Sabrina? (For a second, I thought your name was Brians. Which would be cool. In a Jame Gumb sort of way.)

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Actually, it’s Sir Bana. I was knighted for being a zombie.

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Ooops! Oh well, they say the first thing to go when your a zombie is your BRAAAIIN!

  1. Do snails zoom past you as you walk along?
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Don’t you mean “Sir Bana!!”? After all, you did say your name included the exclamation points. :slight_smile:

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