Horse fucking is a symptom of how far the morals in this country have degraded.
I wonder if anybody has thought to ask Merrick Garland’s opinion on Pence’s comments.
And yet he’s supporting policies that prevent hundreds of Jesuses from entering (north) America. Fucking hypocrite.
(Bolding mine.)
See, there’s the deal: turning the Senate’s role into “obstruct and oppose” was fine when it came to Obama’s nominees. It’s just wrong when they do it with Trump’s nominees. Baaaaaad Democrats!
When Fucking Asshole Mike Pence says, ’ when we lived in a more respectful time’, he means a time just before integration took hold, when wealthy white men were treated like demi-gods by people who didn’t want to be beaten to death for not doing so. That’s the kind of respect he wants - the kind he didn’t fucking earn.
I hope they pin down whatever skeletons are tucked in his closet, surrounded by crusty socks, wads of sticky tissues and soggy, half-destroyed paper towel tubes.
No no no, it’s “… and by the horse he rode in on.”
Word. Any thought of being okay with “President Pence” just went out the fucking window. Democratic Congressman, hear this: When you draft the Articles of Impeachment, make it a two-fer. :mad:
Anything resembling “fucking” ceased the moment his wife was done spawning. Presumably the only way he can get wood is by imagining his tongue is all the way up Jesus’ ass.
Mike has always been an atrocity, refusing to let a black man out of jail even when it was obvious he didn’t commit the crime he was convicted of.
In Mike Pence’s Indiana, taking an abortion-inducing drug leads to charges of murder, as in a possible term of 20 years in a state prison (fortunately, the charges were dropped).
In Mike Pence’s America, states would be encouraged to adopt laws in which police could come knocking on doors of women - simply for having a miscarriage.
“The Devil you say! Stallion, or mare?”
“What! Well, mare, of course, nothing queer about ol’ Pencey!”
Have you seen the worshipful gaze he bestows upon various parts of the Howling Yam’s body?
“I endorse this idea”
-Kenneth Pinyan
Well, dayyum, did he borrow little Sassy from Roy Moore? Hasn’t that poor horse suffered enough already? Leave Sassy aloooooone!
We know that because he doth protest so much.
Its an altered punch line from a very old joke, about Englishmen and sheep. (It was never the Scots, it was the English.)
You know that movie, The People Under The Stairs? In my mind “Man” is who I imagine Pence is in his private life.
I can’t remember where I heard it, but I once heard Pence described as having a “LEGO-man haircut.” That is spot-on.
No no, Pence can’t be alone with a mare unless Mother is present.