Take the Quiz. Find Out Free!
20QuestionsQuizzes.com/gay
Wtf? Anyone else been seeing this ad everywhere?
I always wondered if I was gay but never knew how to find out for sure. Now the answer is right at my fingertips!
Near as I can tell, it’s not even a link to real quizzes. It’s one of them dumb search engine-type thingies that only brings up sponsored links.
So that means I still don’t know if I’m gay or not. 
Am I Gay? No.
There. I didn’t need their ‘questionnaire’.
(Are there people who don’t know?)
I’d be afraid to take that test. What if it turns out I’m not gay…my boyfriend wouldn’t be happy.
Not gay. Not in the slightest. Pretty and witty, though.
But how do you know? Did you take the test?
Yeah, you really can’t know without taking the test.
So – where is the test? Perhaps I’ve been living a lie all these years of straightness, and I’m secretly gay. (Though if I am, I’m going to have a really unhappy wife).
I’ve stuck things up my butt before, but I’m definitely not gay.
I have no penis. But I like penises and I insist that my partner have one. I figure that’s enough of a test.
But there is no test! None of us can be sure!
Until we find the real test, here’s a simple one that rarely fails:
Homosaywhat?
Only if you didn’t smile or called “no-homo” before doing it dude. Otherwise you’re out of luck, sorry 
Me on the other hand, I’m a huge fan of boobs and vaginas; a requirement for people I hook up with, in fact. Thus I can reasonably conclude I’m not gay. But taking that test sure is tempting…
Huh?
Somebody get me a test! I need to know for sure!
You know, you don’t have to tell us everything.
I’m not gay; in fact, sometimes I’m downright surly.
Wait…WHAT?
Antigen’s a chick? Did I know that once and forget, or have I been totally oblivious for the last three years?
My femmedar totally needs recalibrating. First **Kalhoun **and now this…
oh, and I’m only mostly straight.
close enough, we’ll call you bi.
Well, if you’d like to continue to think I’m male, feel free to just imagine that I’ve lost my penis in an unfortunate smelting accident.
But you’re going to find it weird when I post a TMI thread about bad period cramps.
ding ding ding We have a winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, WhyNot has just proven, beyond all doubt, that she is a great big flaming gay homo fag! Congratulations! Your ID card and copy of the Agenda will be issued shortly.