Are You Gay?

[QUOTE=Mbossa]
ding ding ding We have a winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, WhyNot has just proven, beyond all doubt, that she is a great big flaming gay homo fag! Congratulations! Your ID card and copy of the Agenda will be issued shortly.
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D’oh! :smack:

Hey, wait a minute…does this mean I get the toaster? Or does that go to Mbossa? Can I get a countertop convection oven instead? I’d totally munch rug for a countertop convection oven.

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
Somebody get me a test! I need to know for sure!
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You could try this one.

Probably doesn’t work if you’re not a Batman fan, though.

[QUOTE=Mbossa]
ding ding ding We have a winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, WhyNot has just proven, beyond all doubt, that she is a great big flaming gay homo fag! Congratulations! Your ID card and copy of the Agenda will be issued shortly.
[/QUOTE]

I’ve proved it repeatedly, for many years now and I don’t have the Agenda ™ yet. And she gets one already? That is so totally not fair. I’m really going to have to put my current season Prada shoe down and DEMAND my copy at once!

[QUOTE=Antinor01]
I’ve proved it repeatedly, for many years now and I don’t have the Agenda ™ yet. And she gets one already? That is so totally not fair. I’m really going to have to put my current season Prada shoe down and DEMAND my copy at once!
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So, your agenda is that you’re trying to get an agenda?

[QUOTE=Miller]
So, your agenda is that you’re trying to get an agenda?
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Sort of. I just don’t want to be left out of all the fun that certainly appears on the Agenda. I mean, people talk about the gay agenda all the time, so I figured it has to be good.

Plus I got to make a vague reference to Legally Blonde. (if that doesn’t prove I’m gay, nothing does)

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
Somebody get me a test! I need to know for sure!
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You, sir, are Happy and Gay.

[QUOTE=enigm4tic]
Only if you didn’t smile or called “no-homo” before doing it dude. Otherwise you’re out of luck, sorry :stuck_out_tongue:
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Eh, what can I say? Me and my prostate gland are good friends.

I had a cousin who was gay and I hugged him once when his father died.

Another time, a gay guy I knew asked if I might ever, under some unforeseeable circumstance, consider being intimate with him and I said, “Maybe.”

Am I gay?

I always thought I was straight, but today a coworker emailed me this test:
http://www.seethru.co.uk/games/quiz/lesbian.htm
According to this, I’m a greedy bisexual, or I’m bi-curious. :dubious:

Not for you.

[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
Not for you.
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Please?

[Margaret Cho] I KNOW that you are gay! You need to come out of the closet and say “I’m here, I’m queer and” …I forget what else but you know because you are gay![/Margaret Cho]

You mean, like, do I fall in love with the men I sleep with?

Even worse is there is an ad on here now that says “Cover Hillary’s Face - Advertiser your place and cover Hillary’s face!”

They make so much sense! Wonderful Google.

Also, I don’t think I’m gay. I did just get married. I must let this test be taken by myself soon…

Brendon

If you take the quiz, you already know. :smiley:

Where’s my toaster dammit?

Yes, although online “gay tests” don’t always pick up on it.

If the test were:

  1. Are you a man?
  2. Have you ever taken it up the butt?

then I would be gay every time I took the test.

Okcupid has a really easy gay test. If you’re honest, it’s 100% accurate. Take the test.

You want the test? Here:
“Clang, clang, clang, _____________________.”

(If you can finish the sentence correctly, chances are good you bat for my team.)

God, the suspense is killing me! Am I gay or not?!? I HAVE to know! Somebody get that test up and running, STAT!

[QUOTE=DMark]
You want the test? Here:
“Clang, clang, clang, _____________________.”
(If you can finish the sentence correctly, chances are good you bat for my team.)
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What is “Goes the trolley. Ring ring ring goes the bell”

Wait, I play for… Noooooooooooooooo!!!