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In My Humble Opinion
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[QUOTE=Zsofia]
So, wait - if I post cleavage pics, do I still have to write the sonnets?
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Why write them yourself? There are people who’d pay good money to writer sonnets on your clevage. Henna would probably work okay.

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[QUOTE=CaerieD]
I think the weekend is the perfect time to launch a few “things you don’t want the board to remember” threads. Like “When Was the Last Time You Wet the Bed?”
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There are a couple of words missing in that title, but I’m going to have to wait till this weekend to disclose them :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Zsofia]
So, wait - if I post cleavage pics, do I still have to write the sonnets? Or can I substitute a perfect mirror fugue?
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Properly skeevy cleavage pictures would, I feel, be a deeper and truer expression of your adoration for the wonderfulosity that is i than the sonnets, and thus be more likely to cause me to relent in my current evil plans.

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[QUOTE=samclem]
This does not compute. People on this board can NOT be goofier. Does not compute.
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I would swear vengeance on you for that bit of slander, but everybody expects that, and I prefer to be more Spanish-Inquisition-like. Besides, I was going to take vengeance on you anyway.

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[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]
Save the furniture, please!
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The heck with the furniture, save the steaks!

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[QUOTE=elfkin477]
Why write them yourself? There are people who’d pay good money to writer sonnets on your clevage. Henna would probably work okay.
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Okay, dear, since my recent weight gain I have indeed increased my, er, cleavage index. But not fifteen sonnets’ worth! Jeez, how fat do you think I got?!

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[QUOTE=Zsofia]
Okay, dear, since my recent weight gain I have indeed increased my, er, cleavage index. But not fifteen sonnets’ worth! Jeez, how fat do you think I got?!
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No no, I was thinking of someone with small writing.

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takes out his ultrafine pen and begins composing sonnets

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Cleavage is a good thing. I’ve never seen enough cleavage and I’ve lived a long time.

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[QUOTE=LouisB]
Cleavage is a good thing. I’ve never seen enough cleavage and I’ve lived a long time.
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Wait until I post my pics in that thread!

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[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
I would swear vengeance on you for that bit of slander, but everybody expects that, and I prefer to be more Spanish-Inquisition-like. Besides, I was going to take vengeance on you anyway.
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There’s something I must tell you. I’m not left-handed.