Why write them yourself? There are people who’d pay good money to writer sonnets on your clevage. Henna would probably work okay.
There are a couple of words missing in that title, but I’m going to have to wait till this weekend to disclose them 
Properly skeevy cleavage pictures would, I feel, be a deeper and truer expression of your adoration for the wonderfulosity that is i than the sonnets, and thus be more likely to cause me to relent in my current evil plans.
I would swear vengeance on you for that bit of slander, but everybody expects that, and I prefer to be more Spanish-Inquisition-like. Besides, I was going to take vengeance on you anyway.
The heck with the furniture, save the steaks!
Okay, dear, since my recent weight gain I have indeed increased my, er, cleavage index. But not fifteen sonnets’ worth! Jeez, how fat do you think I got?!
No no, I was thinking of someone with small writing.
takes out his ultrafine pen and begins composing sonnets
Cleavage is a good thing. I’ve never seen enough cleavage and I’ve lived a long time.
Wait until I post my pics in that thread!
There’s something I must tell you. I’m not left-handed.