Are you going to forgo opening new threads during the server upgrade?

So as not to waste any good ideas?

Well, I don’t know what the hell to do over the weekend while pretending to clean if nobody’s posting new threads.

Well, obviously you should be composing a sonnet sequence in honor of me. It woud need to be 15 sonnets line; the first line of each of the first fourteen sonnets would each be a line in the fifteenth sonnet. And the theme could be, “This, Lord Skaldy, is why you should spare me from being eaten by your genetically engineered winged monkeys when you finally get off your lazy ass and conquer the earth.” :dubious:

I almost never open new threads, but unless I have an urgent question (e.g. My grill has set my deck on fire - what to do? Need answer fast!) I think I’d probably wait until my brilliant witticisms can be preserved for posterity.

ETA: I’m assuming that by ‘open’ you mean ‘start’ new threads. I’d still read new things, especially because I think people will be goofier during Amnesia Weekend.

Waste any good ideas?? Why, they spew from my mind in a veritable fount!! I’d hardly notice a few expended during “Amnesia Weekend”. I’ve a squillion to spare !!

Only a squillion good ideas? That’s weak. I have an infinity of them. Plus one.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Hell no. I intend to post pictures of my cleavage.

Hunh, I’ve got at least a couple more than that.

Ewww, SAE 90W all over the place? This could get messy! That reminds me of the time we were putting gear lube in my buddy’s '38 Plymouth’s differential and the cover gasket leaked…

Save the furniture, please!

I intend on using the weekend to its MAXIMUM POTENTIAL.

Expect several pointless threads.

[sub]I just hope I don’t get banned.[/sub]

I think the weekend is the perfect time to launch a few “things you don’t want the board to remember” threads. Like “Name Your Creepy Kink” and “When Was the Last Time You Wet the Bed?

I intend to start crappy threads that won’t be remembered, or missed.

In other words, business as usual.

I probably won’t start anything, but that’s more to do with how infrequently I start threads rather than anything special about this weekend.

The boards may not remember, but we will.

I’ll believe in the upgrade when I experience that it actually is better than what we mess with currently. During the weekend I won’t waste my time starting threads. They’re probably trying to just have less activity by scaring us that our posts will disappear.

Genius!

You are very wise. When the Zuvembie apocalypse begins, I will make sure you are spared the worst.

(Assuming,of course, you are as good as your word.)

So, wait - if I post cleavage pics, do I still have to write the sonnets? Or can I substitute a perfect mirror fugue?

This does not compute. People on this board can NOT be goofier. Does not compute.

I plan on going on a posting rampage that will live in memory long after the Board is rebooted. Quake, ye mortals!