If you’re looking for a real challenge, www.granturismo.com has quite a few online race series. I thought I was really good, until I met some of the online racers.
I might have a chance playing soccer against Lucifer. If he can just possess Luis Figo or someone else who’s really good though, I wouldn’t have a chance.
I can sleep pretty damn well… and whine… and sit…
I could out apathy the Devil. Not that I care to.
uuummm. I could probably misspell more words accidentally. I could do a better bleach and color job.
And I’d probably be better a corrupting minors. Lotsa practice there.
Video games: The original Super Mario Bros. for the original Nintendo. I can beat that game in about 8 minutes, warping at 1-2 and again at 4-2. Or Bubble Bobble. I was pretty good at that game.
Bottle, since it’s your soul in question, and you’re the first Doper to acknowledge my existence in the “Hiya stranger” thread (and cuz you’re a Pogues fan), I’d bet I could tell the difference between percussion flaked debitage as opposed to rocks that just broke naturally better than the devil! Ooo now there’s a skill that’s in demand.
BTW, took me like 3 tries to post here, kept saying “The administrator has blocked your IP.” Wonder what my IP did to arouse the wrath of the Administrator!
I can karoke his ass right off the stage.
Clean… I mean Rasa. I got the same error message.
Erm…I dunno. thinks a bit I imagine it’s possible that I know more country music lyrics than the devil does. Would that work?
I can whup the devil at ending small talk at parties:
“So, what do you do?”
“I’m studying hyperbolic 3-manifolds and ways to find lower bounds on their volume.”
<blank stares>
Are you joking? The Devil created country music! 
Sorry, Rhythm…Satan’s got you beat by at least 3000 posts. Thank you for playing, please try again.
I could beat the devil at his own game. I mean, I’m so evil, Satan (Prince of Darkness, not OUR Satan) sold me his soul! 
Well, I guess that depends on whether she’s an exclusive whore.
I guess most of us could do pretty well at a drinking-holy-water competition against the powers of darkness.
You’re half right… She is QUITE exclusive, thanks…
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, four days, 3 hours, 7 minutes and 59 seconds.
7485 cigarettes not smoked, saving $935.65.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes.
I slept with a moderator!*
Stunts, by Broderbund. I’m the best fucking racer ever on this game.
Sadly, that may be about it.
–Tim
Aren’t you supposed to challenge the supernatural with more gentle-man like activities? A duel with swords? A battle of wits?
A battle of wits might be interesting. I probably couldn’t beat the devil at chess, though.
So how about a game of Candyland? 
I’d mop the floor with him at miniature golf.
I could probably kick his ass at falling in love at first sight. I do that way too much… 
Betcha I could die better!
Not that there’s a ‘better’ way to die, I guess… but I bet he/she/it couldn’t do it.
I’d win!! On the other hand…I’d be dead.
Um…nevermind.
By the way, this my first post
Yes. In a contest of Love For All Humanity
The devil hate humanity and want to see them all consigned to enternal torment.
I only feel that way about most of them.
Assuming the devil is male (hey, everyone refers to him as “him”, right?), I can whup him at changing a cloth diaper on a squirmy baby. I can whup any male in the known universe at that 
Hell, I can whup most of the females in the western world at that…
