Y’know, this was the perfect question for IMHO, until Drain Bead showed up. NOW it belongs in General Questions! 
Possibly at shooting free throws, but since the devil is always on fire it might get tricky.
Dr. Mario would probably be my venue for some serious soul saving.
Oh yeah? I’ve got three kids and 5 accumulated years of practice with cloth, bub. Let’s find out. Dawn tomorrow. You bring the diapers and the baby. I’ll bring the pins and the vinyl pants. May the best man win.
If the duel includes wringing out the diapers in the toilet, however, I’ll gladly forfeit.
::swoon::
Never had anyone swoon over that ability before… well, other archaeologists maybe, but that’s about it.
Apparently at incorrectly predicting the results of NFL games involving the Redskins. :rolleyes:
I am getting pretty good at Tiger Woods golf on playstation…but I don’t know that I’d want to risk my soul on it. Oh wait, we’re talking about Bottle of Smoke’s soul? Sure, what the hell.
That’s the spirit, Gazoo! Here, want to try out my fiddle?
Quoting Star Wars lines!
Yes, folks, I am a geek!
Thanks, but I don’t think I could top that stirring rendition of Ring of Fire.
I could kick his cloven-hoofed ass at Asteroids for the old 2600.
And whup him silly in a game of Kevin Bacon (actually, I’m out of practice- but I would ask for the soul of Burgess MEredith to get me back in shape (who, by the way, has a number of 2))
And, if he wanted to go all or nothin’, I’d send him back to the sulfrous depths with my near-perfect rendition of Whitney Houston’s Greatest Hits.
jbeelzebub
If my theory about Shaquille O’Neal being the devil in disguise proves true, you’d definitely beat him from the free throw line. Anyone see Kazam? I’m telling you, Shaq is the devil. And Alonzo Mourning is actually Don Geronimo.
*end hijack.
I would like to think that I could beat the devil in useless Trivia.
If he’s like most of us Americans, I’m willing to bet I could smoke him in Geography.
I’d work him at Mortal Kombat 4, but I might not win for sure… after all, aren’t video games His invention?
I suppose, the one thing I would destroy him at picking up on the ladies… have the worst success rate around… sigh
Hell I could beat you at Star Wars quotes…Tosche Station is the name you’re lookin’ for. 
I think I could beat the devil at Free Cell.
I’d go up to the devil and his minions and say,
“I challenge you to a duel”
satan, “we are more than equal to a duel, senor, seeings how you wont live past the first contest. Do you choose pistols, swords, or bare fists?”
me, “drink.”
I could beat the devil by reciting Chris Farley movies, poorly.
JB
/highjack/ jb_farley, if friends of mine were on these boards, they would swear you were me. The name that I go by is JB, and I have a hardon for everything Chris Farley. Weird, huh?
Well, shoot, I never said he couldn’t beat me at spelling. Hooked on Phonics worked for me! 
I doubt very much the devil can play music on his throat better than I can.
Are you kidding? The Devil WROTE Chris Farley’s movies!
Me too! Me too!
Bowling and hula-hooping, no question.
I could beat the Devil in a spelling bee. I’m don’t have the world’s greatest typing skills, but I am an excellent speller.
Um, if the devil has ever been a bookseller, I bet I could beat him in finding books based solely description. Whenever someone comes to my bookshop and says, “I want this book, but I don’t know the title and I don’t know the author, but the story is…” my coworkers come and get me.