Are you horny now that your a subscriber?

Been noticing a lot of taboo threads lately. In the last week or so:

Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish?
Can/do dogs masturbate?

Those among many many others

It’s spring. People start thinking about…planting seeds.

Maybe they thought they were subscribing to something else. From what I’ve been told, $4.95 gets you a three day “trial membership” on some sites.

Perhaps they figured “Well, I paid the money, I better get some sort of raunch…”

That’s what I was going to say.

We’re not the only animals that have these seasonal variations. Stay away from the grizzly bears for a few months.

No more/no less than I was before.

We have waves of threads. It’s Sex Time again. Soon it’ll be Sports Time or something.

What she said.

Are the dogs masturbating into the fish tank?

Yes, but not because I subscribed. It’s a correlation, not a cause-effect relationship. Heh…

It takes a lot more than five bucks to get me horny.

Huh. I’d kind of prefer if more women were horny for me now that I’m a subscriber…

Me, horny?

Eyes all the women on the thread

OK, could be.

Hey, you the girl over there, yo! how you doing? :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m doing well, how you doin’?

today we have entertained such delightful topics as, “Why do men have nipples?”

and **CalMeacham ** was kind enough to treat us to the “world’s first battery-operated marital aid”.

:rolleyes:

Now you mention it, there is a slight bump at the top of my forehead, right in the middle; perhaps it will grow into a beautiful spiral unicorn-horn, but as yet, I’m not particularly horny. Time will tell.

The ladies are going to love it… :cool: