(It’s definitely not summer any more and the last thread was four months old)
** Why do some men have a cuckold fantasy?
Sometimes, the less you say, the better. Share yours.**
** So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to…
Ask the person who calls people–telephone surveys
**
** I’m going through my neighbors mail and I feel sleezy
I found a penny! **
Get richer neighbours. At least then the sleaziness will be worth it.
**Tell us one thing about yourself
How Tired are you?
**
Yeah – tell us!
**I don’t exactly need a decorator. What do I need?
statistics, sex and pudding
**
-Supposed video of secret Mormon temple rituals
[-Serbian Widower Has Late Wife’s Vulva Engraved on Her Tombstone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=669647)
** Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
statistics, sex and pudding
**
I scared a couple yesterday. Badly.
Ah, the old ‘Elevator Malfunction’ trick!
Gets 'em every time!
You mean like this one?
Admittedly it doesn’t really ‘stand out’ as a Sequential Thread.
Missed it.
Mods, please close.
I scared a couple yesterday. Badly.
Ah, the old ‘Elevator Malfunction’ trick!
Gets 'em every time!
Merged duplicate threads.
Because if there were more than one sequential thread thread, they could appear sequentially on the forum page, and thus become an entry in one – or both – of them, at which point the universe would implode.
Or not.
Doesn’t seem worth risking, though.
Aw, where’s your sense of adventure?
Why do abandoned concrete buildings decay so fast?
Please reassure me everything will turn out okay.
There, there, it’s all just part of the natural concrete life cycle.
** Why do Germans at Oktoberfest sing John Denver’s ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’?
Malt Liquor**
♫ Bock to the place I belong… ♪
Alone again. What’s wrong with me?
Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech
There’s less harsh ways to imply she’s fat, you know.
**Please de-friend me if…
I’m either a suspicious jerk or I don’t understand Downs Syndrome
**
What if you’re both, like the late Earl Warren?
** What’s the most scared you’ve ever been?
Did you ever enjoy playing with regular wood building blocks?**
I did, until my tower got 200 feet high and the wind started gusting. :eek:
** I’m having a baby
You’ve GOT to be shitting me!! Names.**
Well… I guess it coulda been Chuck… or Wilbur… then there was that time after the ball game with Hal…
**Beans, beans, good for your heart…
Filling for cookie bowls.
**
Oh, I don’t think so…