Also this one:
I’m having a baby.
Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech.
** Is Ashtanga yoga a religious practice?
How do you use your anvil? **
I visualize it as a feather, then drop it gently on non-believers.
**In Glengarry Glen Ross, what exactly are the salesmen selling?
Electric roasters for turkeys? **
Yes. Yes, that’s it.
**I had bariatric surgery yesterday!!!
Blow it out your ass, Le Pétomane**
My workplace caught on fire
I Don’t Want to Work
Fair enough, under the circumstances.
I Don’t Want to Work
I’m having a baby
So much for the “modern woman”.
**Confessions of a Party Princess
I Don’t Want to Work **
**Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech
Weight Loss Support Thread [edited title] **
'Yooou wooouuldn’t beeliiieeeve hooow muuuch I weeeiiigh."
statistics, sex and pudding
Please reassure me everything will turn out okay
There’s a 76.8% chance that she’ll think it’s pleasantly kinky and not a turnoff. As long as you wash the pudding off after.
** Would you date a telepath?
Does my daughter have eating issues?**
Nah, she just likes fatty foods. Trust me on this.
**Two questions on the Traveler’s Dilemma (statistics):
Truck won’t start
**
OK. What’s your second question?
** Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech
Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24 **
please don’t ban me, Ed
**So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to…
Crappy science instruction
**
** Ask the person who calls people–telephone surveys
BEEP! Beep. Beep BEEP. BEEEEEEP!..beep beep…BEEP!! BEEP BEEP!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! **
If only it weren’t for a MMP in between.
My workplace caught on fire
Don’t fire on a NATO warship
**Almost 30, never had a relationship. Any advice?
The Friend Zone **
It’s great! You can be the guy she turns to for relationship advice, and cries on after she’s ignored it, and move heavy stuff for her, and never get laid!
Don’t ban me for loling, either!
** Alone again. What’s wrong with me?
Need colonoscopy jokes!!
**
Well, I’ve got one idea…
Sump Pump - plugging into a UPS?
There’s no etiquette-approved way to do this is there?
Use a hose with a flower-print design.
This belongs in the Greatest Sequential Threads archive.
**Beans, beans, good for your heart…
Asinine disclaimers in commercials **
** Feeling a bit depressed at my lack of ambition
I Don’t Want to Work
**