Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

A three-fer!
** Whatcha Readin’ Oct 2012 Edition

What do I read next?

Once Upon A Time - Oct 21, 2012 - The Crocodile

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And another!
**Almost 30, never had a relationship. Any advice?

Etiquette for looking into people’s houses?

There’s no etiquette-approved way to do this is there?

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** Should I ask my (pretty) obviously gay uncle if he is gay?
Do you think $1040 is too much for haircuts for guys?**

That’s it - start off with subtlety.

I applied for a PhD program
So, I broke up with my girlfriend today

‘Sorry, babe. I have no time for you now.’

**Thanksgiving movies
Nirvana. The musical? **

Smells like turkey with sage stuffing…

**I’m having a baby
Blow it out your ass, Le Pétomane **

Yeah, let’s see you top THAT!

**What are the differences between Democrats and Republicans?
Understanding spoken language (I beg your help)
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**What’s under your bed right now?
Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, Smartphone

 Stupid Republican idea of the day  Equipoise  Today 02:04 PM
Obama be shuckin' 'n' jivin', dontchyaknow! 

Crappy science instruction 
Geena Davis is too old to have children!! **

Nirvana: The Musical?

Fans of Happy Endings

Probably not, the musical for you.

So, I broke up with my girlfriend today
What would a real life terminator be like

You’re about to find out.
Cannibal Cop?
Peculiar bumper sticker: "Guns Don’t Kill…"

“…it ruins the taste? What the heck does that mean? Weird thing to see on a cop car.”

** When Was Masturbation First [Explicitly] Regarded as Sinful?
Cuban Missile Crisis: what was Cuba’s motivation?**

Well, Cuba was horny and the Keys were so far away…

I got crabs ?!?
Hey, that’s (almost?) feasible now
mmm

** Poll: What’s your favorite portion of the small intestine?
Why is hetero anal sex so popular?**

A Person Born in the 19th Century Is Still With Us
Is this a video of Obama’s birth? No. Will people believe it is? Some of them.

**Halloween goes Horribly Wrong
I’m having a baby **

So… was it a trick, or a treat?

**If you could retroactively witness an event in the life of someone you know…
Why is hetero anal sex so popular? **

"Need answer fast" threads that would make you raise an eyebrow.
What would a real life terminator be like

“Need answer fa-”

Ask the conspiracy theorist
s this a video of Obama’s birth? No. Will people believe it is? Some of them.

Well, is it?

Followed by:

A Person Born in the 19th Century Is Still With Us

You rarely hear about the Howard Conspiracy.

**An early Trick or Treat rant.
Geena Davis is too old to have children!!

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** Laziest costume you’ve ever seen?
There is not one single thing wrong with buttered saltines.**

“Nice outfit you’ve got there, Sugar…I mean, Salty.”