** Need colonoscopy jokes!!
Creepy. We have a fork thief.**
And he’s the butt of medical humor. Har!
**lotto max in canada
Would you date a telepath?
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Only if she could help me with the lotto.
** Creepy. We have a fork thief.
Ask the conspiracy theorist**
The gummint is stealing our forks and sending the men in black to silence anyone who denounces them! Wait, is that someone at the doo
** Oh deer!
I’m having a baby**
Congratulations! Good names for a girl are Fawn or Bambi; if it’s a boy, go with Prancer or Noah.
**What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile?
The Erections forum
What the hell did I mean by this?
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**Backpacking
Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
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Took Ambien and it didn’t work
Working during a hurricane
Ambien only works during a hurricane. I took it, and slept right through it!
** Your shingles pain - how was it?
Sign that Obama is the AntiChrist **
What nonsense. Kidney stone pain proves Obama is the AntiChrist.
**What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile?
Ask the conspiracy theorist **
Yeah, what really happened to Karen Greenlee? :dubious:
** explain this lyric to me and get a cookie.
What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile?**
First off, how do I know that’s a cookie? :eek:
**love is…
“Teams in the Toilet”
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**What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile?
Ask the conspiracy theorist
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Her disappearance is awfully…convenient to the viviphiles, is it not?
Ask the conspiracy theorist
The new secret thread. PM me your secret
Tell us one thing about yourself
Nuh-uh! If the government don’t know it already, they’re not finding it out through you! :eek:
What Exactly Happens To Black Cats On Halloween?
Most hilarious fart scenes
**If the Arctic Ocean was dammed, drained, and refilled, what would happen?
Wind Gusts. Why?
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What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile?
Stealing a man’s nuts is just wrong.
Hey, it’s not like he needed them, and a girl wants a keepsake!
Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
Does my boiler need to be fixed? And how about power flushing?
Thanks, I’ll just stick to holding hands.
**Sandy devastates Seaside Heights NJ
Ask the conspiracy theorist **
Bill Gates created the hurricane by vaccinating lots of people, so that the Jersey Shore would be depopulated. Just connect the dots, sheeple!
**How is complimenting a woman’s body misogynistic?
Ever Heard Of “Trunk Or Treat”?
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“Hey,Babe! Nice Trunk!”
“How about a Treat?”
**How best could Episode VII please fans?
Most hilarious fart scenes **
“No Luke. I am the Farter.”