GAAH! My EYES!!! … Please leave the Moderator Underoos on in the future, thank you very much.
I’d like to share some photos
Proudly displaying my bulbous-headed purple love monster
Unfortunately, nobody took photos of me demonstrating my skill at blowing my own weiner (an Oscar Meyer weiner whistle)
Oh, one more. Here’s an image of my putz
:wally
what is it with you bears?? are you all of that persuasion?
…a joke, i assure. don’t want to offend.
The only exceptions seem to be the Gummi Bears (bouncing here and there and everywhere) and the Care Bears.
Before anybody corrects me, I did not forget Super Ted. He and Spotty were very gay.
Nope. There also no non-naked photos of me on the Web.
I am…a Figure Of Mystery!. 
Yes. Hopefully the link is locked up and password-protected so no one unwanted can get to them. But it’d be hard to do a search, anyway. And you wouldn’t recognize me as there’s no face shots.
I feel like I should give a reason *why *they are there but I will resist.
Resistance is futile.
They’re probably not accessable anymore, but on another messageboard, I posted a bunch of Monty Python-esque Hairy Nekkid Pagan man shots of myself, for the general amusement of myself and others. Funny how a reputation can stick with you, it’s been years, but I still get people who refer to those photos. They were photoshopped unmercifully by other members of the messageboard. My current member photo for the Phoenix Pagan meetup at Meetup.com is me dancing skyclad at stonehenge, but it’s a long distance shot, without much detail.
Nope. But most of my coworkers are.
You don’t happen to work at the Playboy mansion, do you?
I can truthfully say that I’ve never seen GuanoLad there, myself.
Here’s more information.
In a sense. I work for a porn site, and many of our ex-models are now employees.
Nope.
I just googled myself for fun - it seems someone with my real name is a photographer, and just about everyone with my name and a picture looks worse than I do - which is pretty pitiful.
Happily, not a nude picture to be seen.
None for me. Unless someone surreptitiously videotaped that drug-induced romp me and some girlfriends had with Kid Rock and that dude from Creed a few months back…
Nope, none of me that I know of. There’s been a picture or two taken but I doubt she’s done anything with them if she still owns them at all.
I did once come across photos of my best friend’s sister online. I never said anything to either about it.
Back in college there was a photo on the front page of the campus paper of me and some others streaking across campus. The photo they published was of us going away from the camera, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some approach shots were taken.
This was in the days before internet publishing, so it is unlikely that my hairy butt is on the web somewhere, but it is possible, I suppose.
oh
ohhhhh…THAT bear…
okay…there we go, it’s all clicking now.
2 and 2 just simply didn’t make 4. not only did it not make 4 before, i wasn’t even aware 4 existed.
wow…for a horribly non-naive person, i feel rather…naive…arg
hm…well…
how are THEY doin?
(can ya fault me for tryin?)
i can be found not only naked; but well, variously engaged, shall we say; not only in still pictures, but in moving pictures also, on this great intarwebbing of computation.
my face is viewable more than once in both still & moving contexts… let’s just say you will not find any images (moving or still) of the real me by doing any search for any variation of the handle under which i am currently posting, or even under any variation of the name by which i go in real life {aka under which i pay taxes and so forth.}
and no, i will not give any clue as how to find the links to where those images are hosted… if you find them by accident; it is because you are paying full price like everyone else who has seen them.
i gotsta make a living, ya’know.
well, i means i gotsta supplements my livin’ ya’know.