Are you naked on the internet someplace?

Heck, yeah! I’d post links, except the Mods say no. Just as well, too, as I’d feel guilty about all the men who would carry lingering feelings of inadequacy after viewing.

rereading, i see that my last post did not come across exactly as i intended…

for the record, i am not currently involved in the making of internet (or otherwise) porn, nor do i make a living from (internet or otherwise) porn.

i have in the past taken part in still and video (porn) shoots which have become parts of several internet sites, and from which i continue to earn quite modest residual payments… which in fact do not even come close to covering my current rent. i’m still not telling you where to find this porn, as the embarassment of being known for it is not in any way close to worth the pennies i would earn from you buying it.

Just look for me under my professional name “Commander Uberschwantz.”

Not likely; knowing they are with discreet formers and a house fire pretty much covered a lot of them. The last few were allegedly ‘lost’ but I’m thinking its more discretion that’s kept them offline. Which is a shame because a couple of those ‘lost’ ones were really good and I’d love to hang copies of them.

      • On another message board I did post a crotch-shot of me once. The joke about it was that it was a thread of “post a pic of yourself”, but some people posted their “goods”. So I said I’d post either a face-shot or a goods-shot, and more people voted for the goods. To my knowledge, there is not a face-picture of me online anywhere; I know that I have never posted such a thing, and have no reason to think that anyone else has. Nor is there much other info. There might be local newspaper archives with pics or info on me, but they are not generally available online.

By the by,
-a recent article making the online news rounds is that many employers are doing simple Google searches of applicants names during screening. As a matter of general practice, I have revealed the area that I live in many times online, but not ever associated my real name with any online name, nor posted my actual picture anywhere. And (from an employment perspective) I have not worked anywhere that has posted press-release type announcements online. So one pretty much gets nuthin’ on me, even with my d!ck-pic lurking out there somewhere. :smiley:
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