I checked mine for a fortnight once, recording what I did and so on. Then at the end went to the library and compared the papers. The papers also record the failings of the weather predictors. Quel étrange est ceci?
I’m a Pisces, so that means that every horoscope will be, without a doubt, lousy. Whoever writes whose things hates us Pisceans. “Don’t dawdle over characteristic daydreams…” And other things that essentially tell us to lower our standards. Whatever. They’re never right, yet they’re always spot on…does that make sense? Go read a horoscope and you’ll understand.
One of my favorite lines from a movie, ‘Croupier’,
“Do you believe in astrology?”
“Absolutely not. I’m a Gemini. Gemini don’t believe in astrology.”
(Or something close to that, forgive please.)