These sound adorable!
All he needs to do is airbrush his slippers and he’s good to go.
Excuse me…can we get back to calling Argent Towers names? Or at least *start *calling him names? Focus, people!
Right, and I didn’t mean to insinuate that I hate your guts or anything. There are moments where the criminal element comes up in a conversation and I sorta roll my eyes and think “here we go again”. I disagree with that particular portion of your posting history, but overall you are an ok guy, I think. We share an interest in European history, especially Royal figures, it seems. I have actually enjoyed a good number of threads you have started.
So, what I was trying to say is while you have faults (who doesn’t?) I’m not sure where the OP is coming from.
I was going to complain that this pitting has degraded into an all too obnoxious love fest and make some cutting, yet witty remarks to try and stir the pot a little, but then I happened upon the Doper Picture Gallery and noticed that Argent kind of looks like John Darnielle, whom I love beyond words, and now I can’t anymore… 
I don’t really see the resemblance in the photo you linked but I do in this one. I have a different kind of nose, and my head is rounder, but it seems like we have the same kind of hair, and the shape of my mouth is almost exactly the same as his, and the overall facial proportions are similar. Interesting comparison; one I’ve never gotten before.
I had to look him up. Turns out he was born in Bloomington, IN (though raised elsewhere) - I was born elsewhere, but raised here.
Count yourself lucky! If I have to hear one more time how closely I resemble George Clooney…
On a molecular level, at least.
In the face, yeah, but you’ve definately got Rosemary’s butt.
He shares 98% of George Clooney’s DNA.
Well, you got the rest…
This totally reminds me of that scene in Hogg…
Wait, I wasn’t done with the kitten mittens yet. They’re made of kittens, sure, but the whole kitten? What, squished flat and cut into strips? Just the skin and fur? I’m trying to get the mental picture of this right.
Looks like this thread has served it’s purpose. I got something off my chest, a few people agreed, including the subject of the pitting to some extent, and numerous references to kittens were made.
In the interest of saving bandwidth, and a few of you from your own “humor”, I will ask to have this thread closed.
Besides, you guys were hogging it. Literally.
Fucking A, you’re a little weasel, dnooman.
You post a rather vague pit thread about another poster. No quotes. No cites. You don’t participate in the damn thing to tell us why you don’t like Argent Towers.
But now that it is not the pile on you expected, you cry to the mods to close this kitten. Screw you.
Whatever. It was a rather vague feeling about him, and not a specific set of posts that one could point to and say “see, proof the guy’s a jerk”. People will always disagree, and some might agree. I was never super heated to begin with, nor am I now. I never expected a pile on at all, maybe you did, seems you’re more upset about the lack of sparks than anyone else.
I didn’t whine to the mods, I asked that it be closed because of what the thread has degenerated into. I know that’s how Dopers like to show their apathy towards the OP, so what, but lame jokes tend to get long and old really fast.
If my opinion was so important to you, why wait so fucking long to ask for it? Pit me for my pathetic pitting. Do whatever your monkey ass desires.
Again, you’re a weasel.
If you need to make a pair, I’ve got two extremely annoying kittens you can use. I’ve been on “Christmas tree patrol” almost all day trying to keep them from climbing the damned thing, and replacing the ornaments they keep pulling off.
And since they’re almost fully grown, you can probably get a couple of pairs, so hey, you’ll have some stocking stuffers!!!
Oh. Well okay then. I always pictured you as a grizzled middle aged guy. Not so.
You never clicked my user profile? There’s a picture of me in it. I’m kind of flattered that on the basis of my writing alone I would be considered a grizzled middle-aged guy if the alternative is a young and immature guy.