I can’t believe it. They really did it. They killed Gwen Stacy! They killed Gwendy!
The bastards!!!
If this has to do with the comics, I thought that ship sailed about 25 years ago. If it has to do with the upcoming Spider-Man 2 movie, then your thread title is a spoiler and you’ve been here more than long enough to know better.
Nope. Not about the movie.
The bastards!
I’m guessing Ultimate Spider-man?
Nah. Just a delayed reaction to the original book.
The bastards!
Bastards!
I just heard they offed Bucky too! What the ^%&@ is going on?!!
He could be talking about Ultimate Spider-Man. Which would STILL make it a spoiler, but still.
You know what else? I hear in the new issue of X-Men, it turns out that this “Wolverine” guy’s claws aren’t part of his gloves at all!
Did you hear there is supposed to be an earthquake in California? They’re calling it “the big one.”
I hord subone thot Buckwheat!
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Actually, 31 years ago.
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Speaking of which, does
Gwen’s dad being killed in Ultimate Spider-man mean that she’s off the hook? It seems like her death wont mean much since it’s pretty much preordained.
and and and…
That guy Darth Vader?
He’s not a robot!!! But how can that be? I mean, we don’t even see his face!
What do they think we’s stoo-pid?
“Rosebud” is the name of his mistress’s naughty bits.
Oh, you mean in the movie…
It’s okay.
The Green Goblin buys it in the next issue.
Did anybody else hear about this new sidekick Batman is getting? I think he’s called Starling, or Wren, or something. Some kind of bird anyway.
I don’t know. I bet it doesn’t last.
They couldn’t put Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 2; they already ripped off her death scene* with Mary Jane Watson in the first movie.
*Granted, she lived in the movie, but the setup is otherwise identical.
Well…
Yep. He’s dead.
[Jim Carrey]“No way!! We landed on the MOON??!!!”[/Jim Carrey]
AND>>>>>> He’s Luke’s father!!!
I have to confess - I was the only idiot of all the people I knew who, between the ESB and RotJ, was convinced it was an evil ploy and not the simple truth. I mean, how could Vader - I mean, Ben did say - and what about - well, never mind. Hey, I was 12. Does that exonerate me?
I didn’t think so.
sorry for the hijack, but this thread looked pre-hijacked to me.