Arm Pit Tits (not a typo)

In My Humble Opinion
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So, at 45 I’ve just discovered that I’ve unknowingly been blessed/cursed with what appears to be “arm pit tits”. :eek:

Ordered a new swimsuit from LLBean and it came in yesterday. Last night I tried it on and absolutely love the cut and style of it EXCEPT that it emphasizes these hunks of flabby flesh that have somehow appeared between the tops of my breasts and my armpits. Where the hell did those come from?? Am I going to have to begin buying an armpit tit sling to reel those suckers in?

At 5’7" and 150lbs, I’m not terribly overweight, although I am trying to lose another 10-15 lbs over the next few months. Will that help the armpit tits disappear? Is there an exercise that specifically addresses them? I’m a lazy, lazy slug and really hate exercising with a passion, but to tame these bountiful extra blobs of flesh I’ll certainly start doing something!

Is there a more flattering cut of swimsuit, short of a wet suit, that will de-emphasize these things?

HELP!

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My WAG is that some sort of arm exercises are the only way you’ll get rid of them. I’m sure someone has suggestions for a gym machine or free-weight exercise that will work that area.

Play some fast dance-type music while you exercise and you’ll probably enjoy it more.

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While general exercise will obviously help reduce overall body fat (hopeful including the areas you want), you seem to be putting forward the myth of “spot reduction”, the idea that exercising a certain area leads to fat reduction in that specific area. Fat is burned off in a more general way.

It could be that you are just genetically designed to start putting fat there as you get older. See how it looks after you get rid of that extra 10-15.
Sorry, I’m a guy so I can’t really aid in the camouflaging swimsuit ideas.