Armed! And Proud of It!

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Yeah, but still…made us all fucking scroll. That should be bannable right there.

I also have arms and am quite proud of the both of them

I wouldn’t even toss a lit m-80 into his pool…

WE ARE GROOT!

fnord

Good OP - would scroll past it without reading again.

Regards,
Shodan

In reading the OP (or as much of it as I could handle), I immediately flashed to that scene in Se7en when Morgan Freeman’s character is reading John Doe’s diary:

"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn’t notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn’t stop laughing. "

It had that same odd tone that shifted all over the place.

That would certainly explain a lot.

I love it when the dope stalks people across the internet.

We are the Borg, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

But the OP did leave us with a blessing.

OP’s like that make want to slam my hand down on a desk alarm and shout “We got one!!!”

The OP sounds like satire.

Poe’s law; sincere extremism and a satire of it are largely indistinguishable.

Poster/post combo for the win?

This thread’s title is offensive to thalidomide children.

Yikes! DILUTE! DILUTE!

Since I come from a nuclear family that has:
A) 50% more females than males, and;
B) an average of 1.8 arms per person,

can I keep at lleast some of my privilege?

I’m armed with bears.

And beared with arms.

Or something…