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Yeah, but still…made us all fucking scroll. That should be bannable right there.
I also have arms and am quite proud of the both of them
I wouldn’t even toss a lit m-80 into his pool…
WE ARE GROOT!
fnord
Good OP - would scroll past it without reading again.
Regards,
Shodan
In reading the OP (or as much of it as I could handle), I immediately flashed to that scene in Se7en when Morgan Freeman’s character is reading John Doe’s diary:
"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn’t notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn’t stop laughing. "
It had that same odd tone that shifted all over the place.
That would certainly explain a lot.
I love it when the dope stalks people across the internet.
We are the Borg, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
But the OP did leave us with a blessing.
OP’s like that make want to slam my hand down on a desk alarm and shout “We got one!!!”
The OP sounds like satire.
Poe’s law; sincere extremism and a satire of it are largely indistinguishable.
Poster/post combo for the win?
This thread’s title is offensive to thalidomide children.
Yikes! DILUTE! DILUTE!
Since I come from a nuclear family that has:
A) 50% more females than males, and;
B) an average of 1.8 arms per person,
can I keep at lleast some of my privilege?
I’m armed with bears.
And beared with arms.
Or something…