white men are obsolete

White men are obsolete. We should all be exterminated. White men contribute nothing to the world and only consume resources while destroying the world’s environment. All bad things come from white men: guns, pollution, corporations, imperialism. And white men are selfish and emotionally damaging. So white men should be abolished.

This will happen very quickly and easily. White men will report to the nearest Cleansing Center. There they will be shipped to the Grand Canyon and will walk off the edge. White men in Europe will be loaded onto ships, will have weights tied to them, and dropped in the Marianias Trench. White men which are not provably white will be neutered and used as slaves. Because white men are the oppressor class, we will no longer need to worry about fear, domination, or oppression. All people will be equal and hapopy without White Men.

-Smiling Bandit, who is very sad

Someone has to laugh at the way we dance.

You can have my White Man[sup]TM[/sup] when you pry him from my cold, dead fingers.

Guilty as charged. Additional penalties for being a Southern White Male.

All I can say is “I’m sorry. We’ll take back everything that we have ever done, and promise that it won’t happen again.”

But who will go see Die Hard 5, (Eat Shit and Die Hardest)?

Just ask those farmers in Zimbabwe.

You shouldn’t read Michael Moore.

If it weren’t for white men, where’d you be for the infrastructure of modern society - power, water, sewerage, transportation, telecommunications, mountains of dirt-cheap food, and some way cool toys? Where’d you turn to for the steam engine, the aeroplane, the light-bulb, the power station, the microprocessor…

Any such discussion must necessarily end at “Yeah, but what else have white men done for us?”

What brought this on?

And sandals with socks, too, I think.

Obviously, the crisis was engineered by white men when they were asked to leave. They took their nonexistent wealth (it having been confiscated to begin reperations for the white’s continual oppression and imperialism) and used it to manipulate the (mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph), thus clearly causing all the economic and social problems in Zimbabwe. Robert Mugabe is a hero for expelling those perfidous white devils. He’s been lauded by Nelson Mandela, so he must be good.

Ooo, are you a mopey emo kid who feels responsible for things that happened long before you were even born? You are so deep and sensitive.

You’re right, now that us whiteys are gone those Africans are running one well-oiled machine of a continent, all right.

No problem, smiling bandit, we are collectively already ending our existence. If you look at the Caucasian birthrates, we are already in a downward cycle and should be gone peacefully.

You would think that would be good enough. :wink:

:rolleyes:

This a non-pitting of the trash I’m constantly hit with claiming that white men are teh devi1. That we’re always oppressing people and our mere existence is oppressive and we can never NOT be racist. It gets real old, and it’s really depressing.

And I’m very sad.

What did I do wrong now?

Ok, hang on a moment. Speaking as someone whose parents still talk about the British occupation of India, and who has a similar love-hate relationship to them as my parents, I can’t agree.

The British -

Enslaved or ruled everyone they could
Took over the world
Raped the environment
Killed animals just because

BUT they also

-Pretty much put a stop to the practice of suttee in India (If you don’t know what that is, you should be ashamed, and go look it up

  • Brought modern amenities to India
  • Were the first step in relaxing the caste system
  • Helped make it possible for women to get an education

And most recently, I found out a very small but touching fact about the British. I did not know the India Gate, which is a memorial to fallen British and Indian soldiers in WWII, was made by the British. I certainly didn’t know it was a tribute to the Indians, too. At that time the British must have been realizing they were at the end of their days in India - the war was in the 30’s and 40’s and the occupation ended in 1947. Yet they still did this small act of acknowledgement, and it touches me.

Look, I like white men as much as the next person. Hell, I study dead white men for a living (or at least the hope of a future living).

But seriously, white men are not, as a class, oppressed in Europe and the United States. White men are in charge. You are not prevented from reaching your full potential. I’m sorry people are giving you totally undeserved shit about how white men are evil, devils, whatever. But that should not make you sad. It should make you roll your eyes and continue doing whatever you’re doing.

You don’t know smiling bandit very well, do you?

Welcome to the board, but the Op was dramatizing, not being overly dramatic.

I disagree. Johnny and Edgar Winter are fine musicians.

Eh, I can strum a tune.

There and elsewhere. You’ll find Indian graves in British WW1 cemeteries all over Flanders and the Somme, and their names cheek by jowl with ours on monuments like the Thiepval Memorial and the Menin Gate.

Apologizing worked fine for the previous Pope. Say " Sorry!" for the last several hundred years, then start all over again with a clean slate.