Maybe the eggbeater was one of the objects.
I’m down with this idea! Much more fun than the War on Drugs or the War on Poverty or the War on Terrorism, not to mention far yummier.
You have egg all over your face? Or was that just a yolk? All white, all white…
Those guys were lucky that the homeowner didn’t just beat them until they had stiff peaks.
Yes, I live in Hillsborough County. Yes, I saw this news story days ago.
Didn’t think anything of it.
Around here, we like to say, “You can have my eggbeater when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.” We take our eggbeaters seriously in these parts.
Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday was fast approaching?
Beats me.
I work in Tampa, and people really are that weird. Not that Pasco county (where I live) is any more normal.
First they came for the eggbeaters, but I use yolk-in-a-box so I said nothing.
Then they came for the garlic presses, but I prefer to mince so I said nothing
…
I’ve always thought that people who insist on their right to own egg beaters are using them somehow as a penis substitute to overcome their doubts about their own manhood.
Then they’ll be charged with Assault & Batter.
Yeah, everyone knows that Pinellas is the only normal county around these parts. shifty eyes
What?!
Maybe it was a solid gold eggbeater.
Must. Make. Quiche!
Why didn’t they just use a fork?
You can have my eggbeater when…
Oh never mind
Assaultin’ batter is illegal? Oh man, I’m never making pancakes again.
At least they weren’t after meat beaters, then we’d all be in trouble, right guys?
Enjoy,
Steven
Leave my wife out of this.