…You figure it out. If a man’s eggbeater isn’t safe in his own home, what are we coming to?
An expensive Bet?
Well, if you manage to dial 911 it’ll take the cops 1/2 hour to show up, and if you call the cops’ regular number it’ll take them three hours to show up so I’m wondering how the cops caught these guys outside the home? They must have been hanging around.
Especially if you tell them, “Help help, armed thugs just stole my eggbeater!”
Which just goes to show you that the pro-eggbeater people are wrong. What happens if you own an eggbeater for personal safety? Why, a couple of thugs break into your home, steal it, and use it against you.
I say we pass more eggbeater control laws!
This is anti-eggbeater discrimination, and I won’t stand for it!
This is what happens when you preheat the oven before you read the rest of the steps in the recipe to make sure you have everything you need.
Well, huh. I was expecting a thread full of some sort of puns about…well, I don’t know, but I’m sure it would be something horrifying and relating to genitalia.
But, no, some armed thugs broke into a man’s home and demanded his eggbeater. That’s…well, it happened in Florida, which somehow doesn’t surprise me in the least.
Pretty much what i was going to say.
I’m getting whipped into a froth just thinking about this crime.
Dude, it’s not that important to finish the scavenger hunt list.
You know, I’m going to be up by ORJ later this week. I wonder if they’d let me visit the accused just to go “WTF, guys?!? I gotta know.”
Maybe his wife had PMS and needed one and he was scared to go home without it.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what legalized pastry is doing to America. And it’s just the beginning.
Today, one user was assaulted over his egg paraphanelia. Tomorrow, your sons and daughters will be turning tricks behind the 7/11 to score meringue, they’ll mug innocent old ladies to afford their next Chantilly fix. Open your eyes. It’s happening right now, in your city.
Vote for the War on Pastry, 2012.
An eggbeater, eh?
That fucker eats cake!
I wonder if he had long hair…
He should have said “She’s right over there” (pointing to his wife).
Ogdamn amateurs. Potato peelers have a much higher street value.
Spud. It’s a helluva drug.
Where’s the eggbeater, Lebowski?
No, no, no!
When it’s criminal to own egg-beaters, only criminals will have egg-beaters!
Maybe it was emergency supplies for a bachelor party…