Armenian bear gets deported for second time

What would Yogi do if napping were a deportable offense in Jellystone Park?

Wasn’t there an old movie where an exchange student did the same thing?

Those danged Armenian ursines!
<shakes cane in the air in a grumpy manner>

Wait?

Armenian?

He was spotted several times attempting to mount neighborhood sheep. Since this was Glendale, people just naturally assumed…

It’s all in the name (and that he comes from the Deukmejian Wilderness Park).

Anyone else read this as Armenian beer?

Have you ever tried it? They sell some at the market on Hillhurst, and . . . you know, that Armenian bear was probably drinking Armenian beer. How else could you end up sleeping in a tree?