Arnold Schwarzenneger is a fucking idiot

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Ahhnold

If you believe that government should be accountable to the people, not the people to the government…then you are a Republican!

Really? Since fucking when? Aren’t the Republicans the authoritarians? Aren’t they the ones who support garbage like the Patriots Act which is is the most brutal attack on American civil liberties in modern history? Isn’t this the party that’s playing mommy to their own delegates by deciding what plays they’re allowed to see or not see? Isn’t this the party that freaks the fuck out about a titty on television? Isn’t this the party that thinks people dying of cancer shouldn’t be allowed to smoke pot? Isn’t this the party that wants to decide who should and should not be able to get married?

What the motherfuck is this moron talking about? In what way are liberals more authoritarian than conservatives?

If you believe a person should be treated as an individual, not as a member of an interest group… then you are a Republican!

As long as “individual” can be defined as a corporation or an oil company or a contingency of religious fanactics…and as long the individual isn’t a homo…:rolleyes:

If you believe your family knows how to spend your money better than the government does…then you are a Republican!

And who is the biggest spending president in American history? I’ll give you a hint…he’s got a dubya in his name.

If you believe our educational system should be held accountable for the progress of our children … then you are a Republican!

In other words if you’d rather take the easy way out by scapegoating teachers than by actually fixing the system or funding anything.

If you believe this country, not the United Nations ), is the best hope of democracy in the world … then you are a Republican!

Bwaaahahahahahahaha!!

And, ladies and gentlemen …if you believe we must be fierce and relentless and terminate terrorism … then you are a Republican!

Way to work in the word “terminate,” but of course, this line is complete bullshit. It’s like saying if you’re against cancer you’re a Republican.

There is another way you can tell you’re a Republican. You have faith in free enterprise,

Translation: You will not question our corporate cronyism.

faith in the resourcefulness of the American people

translation: Fuck the poor!

and faith in the U.S. economy.

Translation: Invest! Buy! Consume!

To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say: “Don’t be economic girlie men!”

Traslation: If you’re worried about the economy you’re un-American and probably a homo.

Now, the other party says there are two Americas. Don’t believe that either. I’ve visited our troops in Iraq (news - web sites), Kuwait, Bosnia, Germany and all over the world. I’ve visited our troops in California, where they train before they go overseas. And I’ve visited our military hospitals. And I can tell you this: Our young men and women in uniform do not believe there are two Americas!

Aside from the insulting and disingenuous but obligatory cynical invocation of the troops for a political speech, this is also disingenuous because the Dumbinator just got done making a bunch of divisive assertions about how much better Americans that republicans are than everybody else (and asserting by implication that Democrats are pro-terrorist, anti-capitalist, authoritarian, anti-American cowards).

I think I just witnessed the worst, most insubstantial speech of either convention (of course the Chimp has yet to speak).

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Those Bush twins don’t strike me as geniuses either. The chubby one reminds me of “Drunk Girl” on Saturday Night Live.

[Atticus_Finch]

@Diogenes the Cynic

I think I just witnessed the worst, most insubstantial speech of either convention (of course the Chimp has yet to speak).

Hey, say what you like about Bush, but don’t knock his speechwriters. They do quite well, especially since they have to convert everything into very short sentences that are not ruined by random pauses. The speech will be fairly good, but the delibery will be crap.

[Atticus_Finch]

@Atticus Finch

…but the delibery will be crap.

Sorry, I have a cold.

[flickster]

I must say Dio, you cynicism is in rare form tonight.

Personally, I thought Arnold did a great job and should have been scheduled as the night’s closer.

[Johnny_Bravo]

@Diogenes the Cynic

I think I just witnessed the worst, most insubstantial speech of either convention (of course the Chimp has yet to speak).

Then you obviously missed the Bush girls. That was hideously terrible.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@flickster

I must say Dio, you cynicism is in rare form tonight.

Personally, I thought Arnold did a great job and should have been scheduled as the night’s closer.

Really? Name one thing he said that was in any way a persuasive reason to vote for Bush.

Kell, name one thing he said that had any substance at all. I heard nothing but jingos and platitudes.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Hell.

[Captain_Amazing]

Would you rather he say bad things about the party? It’s a convention speech. That means the speaker has to say a bunch of meaningless inspiring crap that comes down to “We good. They bad.” That repeats ad nauseum. Then the spokesman for each state stands up and says something like, “The great state of East Fuckota, the cornpone state, home of the world’s largest ball of twine casts its 50,000 votes for the next president of the United States, Oswald Q. Candidate!” Then the nominee gives some speech about how everything is hunky dory (if he’s the incumbent) or how everything has gone to shit (if he’s not), the delegates approve the platform, then they all go out and get smashed.

[Brutus]

How sweet it is, watching you folks get your panties in a snit over mere speeches. There must be anuerisms on the horizon; When GW wins in November, it’s not like you’ll be able to ratchet up the verbal attacks.

[Seven]

@Johnny Bravo

Then you obviously missed the Bush girls. That was hideously terrible.

Oh man, no kidding. Who’s the dinglebutt who decided to put those girls on stage?

That speech and presentation would have worked really well if they were 12! But they aren’t. Those two idiots are college graduates. They are full grown women.

[Guinastasia]

Try reading it while hearing (in your mind) it being said by Rainer Wolfcastle.

It works then. Especially the part about “ecomonic girlie men”. (did he really say that? What is this, the GOP national convention or a 6th grade cafeteria?)

[Lord_Ashtar]

@Seven

They are full grown women.

Jenna Bush certainly is. Mmmmm…Jenna.

I thought Arnold did an excellent job in his speech, but I don’t for a minute believe that he met a guy who lost a leg in Iraq, but told him that he was going to get a new leg and go right back to fighting.

[Seven]

@Lord Ashtar

Jenna Bush certainly is. Mmmmm…Jenna.

Dude please. I just ate.

[roger_thornhill]

Arnie seems to be no more than the sum of all the parts that he’s played. I wonder if he still has a personality of his own. Is he prone to bouts of self doubt or self reflection? All his dreams (winning Mr Universe, making it in Hollywood, marrying a Kennedy) have come true. Is he a living cautionary tale about what happens when dreams come true?

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Lord Ashtar

but I don’t for a minute believe that he met a guy who lost a leg in Iraq, but told him that he was going to get a new leg and go right back to fighting.

It sounds pretty fishy but maybe some guy was just whooshing him.

[LilShieste]

You summed up everything I was shouting at the TV tonight, while fixing dinner, DtC.

I do have to say, that if I were a republican, I would have thought that he did surprisingly well with his speech. However, with viewpoints that differ completely from the ones he voiced, it only raised my blood pressure.

The Bush twins certainly were the worst (and most painful… geebus) speakers of the night.

LilShieste

[Danalan]

Schwarzenneger is no idiot. He’s a politician. An expert self-promoter. Genius, really.

When is everybody going to wake up, and realize that being a politician gives one a license to lie. This being an election season, all the gloves are off. Lies, damn lies, and statistics are spewing out of their mouths. Unless they’re under oath, you just can’t trust anything a politician says. Even then, it’s probably a gamble.

Just assume that everything they say is possibly false, certainly self-serving, and said with your vote in mind. And yes, that goes for Kerry, too.

[Mr.Moto]

@Lord Ashtar

I thought Arnold did an excellent job in his speech, but I don’t for a minute believe that he met a guy who lost a leg in Iraq, but told him that he was going to get a new leg and go right back to fighting.

You can believe what you want to believe.

Sgt. Christopher Chandler, USMC, lost a leg in a minefield in Afghanistan. He was not only allowed to reenlist, but selected jump school as his reenlistment option.

He was first in his jump school class, hurling himself out of airplanes with an artificial leg.

He subsequently deployed to Iraq with the 1st Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion.

I happen to know there are other stories like this.

Cite.

[t-keela]

They’re twins? Arnold has a twin…I thought that was just a movie. :eek:

Mmmmm…Jenna
So which one is Jenna…the drunk one or the fat one, excuse me “chubby”. At least she’s not a fucking midget. I’d have y’all on my ass but good then.
Hey maybe she’s the smart one.

girliemen? I guess that’s better. He’s not using faggots anymore. Maybe he’s not a complete idiot.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Mr. Moto

You can believe what you want to believe.

Sgt. Christopher Chandler, USMC, lost a leg in a minefield in Afghanistan. He was not only allowed to reenlist, but selected jump school as his reenlistment option.

He was first in his jump school class, hurling himself out of airplanes with an artificial leg.

He subsequently deployed to Iraq with the 1st Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion.

I happen to know there are other stories like this.

Cite.

I’ll take the story at face value (notice I didn’t target it in my OP). But my question is why is that a reason to vote for Bush?